Psychotic Ninja

Jackass

Asshole

7/10

"Lionel Hutz, court-appointed attorney. I'll be defending you on the charge of... Murder One! Wow! Even if I lose, I'll be famous!"

8/10, reminds me of something Edgar Allan Poe would write.

Banned for being two people!

THIS MISSION IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE! FAILURE TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION AND THE POSSIBILITY OF DEATH. YOUR MISSION IS TO GO TO THE LOCAL PIZZA SHOP AND BRING BACK 20 LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZAS AND 4 2-LITER SODAS OF YOUR CHOICE.

DO YOU ACCEPT?

YES or YES

and this is why serious discussions do not happen on the internet. Your Welcome.

Well, what kind of serious discussion were you expecting?

Well there's the fact that this is under Serious Topic Discussion, so one would expect the discussion would be, well serious, as in no funny business at all.

Accursed Farms cows clone cheeseburgers and creepy cultist Yakuza cats in the house.

No Man's Sky

PC issues aside, game's enjoyable, and communications could have been better.

You've got to be kidding me.

Christian, born one, everyone in my family's one, when I was around 18, my dad told me that now that I was an adult, I could choose whatever. Christian just felt right, so still am. We're pretty open minded, however, we still stick to what we believe. It's like you have a very trusting family doctor, so why bother going to a crystal healer, or voodoo doctor?

9/10

Gotta love Courage's "You've got to be kidding me" look.

Layers of Fear + Batman: Arkham Knight = Layers of Arkham Knight

Psychological horror as you experience the horrors spoiler faced before becoming the Arkham Knight

 

I'm trying to play PaRappa The Rapper, but no matter how hard or fast I try to touch the symbols on the screen nothing happens. I'm not even holding the pad! Any advice would be appreciated.

*facepalms* You idiot! You're supposed to connect your Kinect to your PS1 (trust me, it'll work) and do the dance moves yourself.

Help! How do I beat the Arkham Knight? He keeps on sniping me! I swear the computer's a cheating bastard.

Granted, it's more forgiving towards everyone but you.

I wish Mighty No. 9 actually was great

Half-Life 3 is released as a broken mess, with microtransactions, DLC's that the grand total is greater than $200, campaign is under 2 hours long, shitty frame rate, took $50 million to "make", and over all, makes Mighty No. 9 look like a masterpiece if it was written by Mozart, and was a song.

Banned for letting me revive old games

Accursed Farms cows clone robots and creepy demonic red-eyed snails in the house.

"Hey Evil Conscious, shouldn't we be watching over someone?"

2704 - Scientists realized we messed up many leap years, so to catch up, they decide to skip a year.

Should I?

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What are some of your guy's favorite misheard lyrics? Post them down below

One Winged Angel

There's frogs in Paris

Need a ham, magic cheese

There's frogs in Paris

Need a ham, magic cheese

Sephiroth!

Sephiroth!

There's frogs in Paris

Need a ham, magic cheese

There's frogs in Paris

Need a ham, magic cheese

Sephiroth!

Sephiroth!

Swords in my knees...

Ed pee'd on these

Swords in my knees...

Ed pee'd on these

There's frogs in Paris

Need a ham, magic cheese

There's frogs in Paris

Need a ham, magic cheese

Shop at Ross!

Shop at Ross!

Belly belly belly das

Ne me Mo re awchy raas x4

Shop at Ross!

Shop at Ross!

Now there's a version with Xbox Jim Carrey Steal a Bear Run and Pee (although I hear "skin a bear")

Lastly, Digimon main theme (English) has this little gem:

"Digimon digital monsters, garlic champions"

You can even get it as a shirt

So, what lyrics do you mishear/what are your favorites?

Meowjestic