Psychotic Ninja

If we're doing gaming vents, I got one: Dead Rising 2.

So, I'm at end game, final boss. against spoiler (like it's a huge surprise in the first place...). Basically, there's two layers. Main layer has zombies (of course) along with food and weapons. The upper layer, the boss. The boss has two range attacks, gun, and grenade like things. He loves to spam the grenade like things (in fact, I don't think it's him who's tossing, but something is), once exploded, they will get rid of part of the ground that you're standing on. Destroying whatever food/zombies/weapons/health of yours is in the blast zone. He also spams firing his gun (shotgun I think). When you get on his level (pun not intended) he'll spam wrestling moves. He leaves a tiny opening for you to attack, and when you do, minor damage. He'll wreck your shit in seconds.

Not the most broken boss fight I've faced (no, there's one so much more broken that the only strategy I've found is to cheat/exploit).

Multi-playthroughs. I will go out of my way not to 100% a game on my first playthrough. Depending on the game I'll attempt to 100% it in another playthrough. Sometimes with a guide, sometimes without. If I attempt a 100% on my first playthrough, I get burnt out. I have little-no interest in playing the game again.

Thanks guys, and cat.

The White Controller

Basically Controll Freak but with video games.

Birthday

Totally Not Spyro Guys

A documentary about bees

Deadpool

Burgers Under Rare Get Rotten

TEAMS

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Shit

Depends if the spot was a puddle before or after delivery of said newspaper.

Doesn't matter, bag protects paper from getting wet. I don't see a reason to keep the bag. Odds are it's going to be thrown away anyways. Plus, one of the 'good' spots is near that 'puddle'. Lastly, it's near the 'puddle'. Not on it.

Someone care to explain this to me?

Are you referring to the almost infinite capacity in human beings for almost indescribable stupidity?

I'm referring to why that's the only bad spot, when to me, it's no different than any other.

Someone care to explain this to me?

would it have killed you to use something that makes sense

and i don't think 2 parts of a full name count as a single word

so for the sake of simplicity, i'm skipping over you

You know there's this wonderful thing called Google right? Where if you don't know something, you just Google it, and you'll find your answer.

OT: Spam

Ed Elric

Cheating braindead AI

I feel ya. I also get the feeling that the AI, when playing Witcher 3's Gwent, loves to cheat. I've only played it three times, lost all three times. Only won a single round once.

For the both of us... you're gonna... live. You'll be... my living legacy. My honor, my dreams... They're yours now...

If you're going to write a check, bring your own pen. I don't mind lending you one of ours, but it's still annoying.

Final Fantasy 9.

Almost everything about the game is just amazing. The only thing I don't like about the game is the card battle/minigame (wayyyy to RNG dependent Even the RNG has RNG...) and the monsters. Well, it's more of a 50/50 thing with the monsters, they're great and all that, and a cool thing about this one (and some of the other FF games) is that the monsters are a part of the story/lore. As cool as that is, at the same time, I don't want to go outside with a weapon. It's not safe. The item drops/gil/exp/ap is still part of the gameplay mechanics though, even though people like to think otherwise.

Cute lil fellow, aint he? Not his brother:

He will kick your ass to Pluto and back, when Earth and Pluto are as far apart as possible, 100 times before you can do anything.

Dead Rising 2

I'm saving Witcher 3 for days where I have the most time off because of just how much nothing can happen, yet a lot happens in the game in just 1 hour (if that makes sense).

Witcher 3

Killed a griffin, beheaded it, mounted it to my horse, and then sold it for 25 gold/dollars/munny/septims/gil/whatever-the-currency-is-in-the-series/rupees/coins/rings

Waiting at the orthopedic office to get my knee looked at and wondering why every single waiting room I go to has an old lady who stares at me very intently the entire time.

Oh, didn't you know? Jobs with waiting rooms hire old lady's to stare at people very intently.

OT: Taking a short break before heading back to work.

Normally I'd think this post was a joke, but it's on Tumblr, so I really don't know: