Psychotic Ninja

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Burninating the countryside,

Burninating the peasants,

Burninating all the peoples,

And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!

THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!

Sharks. Especially in video games. Every time I'm playing KOTOR, and I'm underwater, I'm basically spamming the Sonic Emitter to kill any/all Firaxan sharks. I also learned about the Megalodon. I should not have learned about the Megalodon.

Man

Ball

You're cool... for a kid.

Mobile

I've never been held hostage, but I've been in a group message.

Monster

Imagine that you have 0 cookies and share them between 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense, does it? And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad because you have no friends.

404'd, comment not found.

Drink

Decompression

In other words, Microsoft's chatbot

Welcome to 2016, brought to you by George R.R. Martin.

Bottom kek

This tastes like shit, like literal shit, where can I have more?

What are keks?

Started up skyrim again, playing a vampire merchant lord. Already got a mod that lets me purchase farms, mills and mines and have a castle mod in mind for her to store all her wealth. Once I get further in I might start my pirating career.

Wanna link me to that mod?

OT: FF9

I can't wait til we get to K9, not that I want to get rid of k4 or anything, it's just upgrades are inevitable. I'm sure K8 will be amazing as well.

Best ironic punishment session ever. Just like Homer in donut hell.

Plot twist: There's no syrup... (for pancakes, that is)

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Ball return on lane three is out of order. Pin setter on lane four is out of order. This whole *bowling alley* is out of order! *YOU'RE out of order!*