Psychotic Ninja

You know what sounds like a great idea? Creating puzzles that require zero logic and skill, but requires quick reaction timing, in a logic puzzle game. Especially when, if you mess up (even near the end) in the timing puzzle, even if it wasn't your fault cause you didn't see the hazard that killed you (or couldn't react fast enough as it homes in on you), you have to start all over again. Yay.....

My computer thinks Uplay may be malicious. My computer just learned internet humor. Guys, it's sentient.

A room transfer, Now my computer is in the same room as my bed.

Basically that (even though they're the First Order)

Band: Marcy Playground

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"If I stand perfectly still, it'll make the perfect gif.... whatever that is."

Bistro

Edit: Dammit, now I want some PF Changs...

Did someone say bis cas fri?

Behold! The best rap song ever (yes, even better than the wrap rap(

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Last time I checked, lines weren't supposed to extend all the way onto the next fucking page. And where's the bars? And the music?? Where's my notes? XD Why are some bars just completely blank on one side? There's not even any rest signs!

 

Also...

 

 

Ninja is still King of the Hill.

I only jokingly mentioned those movies cause there's (hints of) romance in them.

OT: Work, honest!

related mlp image reference below.

What the fuck have I done? ._.

 

 

 

With no explanation at all, BTG is gone from the hill, the hill is back to normal, and Ninja's back on top of the hill. The hill is his. BTG is left with a note that reads "Someone needs to learn how to have fun, and not ruin others."

 

Why? Why must Rule 34 apply to EVERYTHING? WHY?

Because it's the rule.

Ghost porn

The closest you would get is Casper, Ghostbusters 1 & 2. Maybe even Beetlejuice.

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Without cheating, how many states can you name?

(And by cheating, I mean, don't bring up the original source)

Wikey

I couldn't help it, it was too obvious.

My girlfriend got a kitten today. So, that means I probably just got a new friend. We'll see when I meet the little gut tomorrow.

waiting for you to report back tomorrow about how the little shit clawed your eye out

I get the feeling you hate cats... Which is a shame, because they're awesome.

Orange Trees: Rise of the Tomb Raider, and Stardew Valley.

Some of my favorite reviews for Stardew Valley:

"I have 41 hours logged in this game. It came out three days ago."

"I gave everyone in town a fish as a present.

I spent the rest of the day digging them out of their trashcans.

The homeless guy kept his fish because he doesn't have a trashcan.

Then I realized I was competing with him in digging things out of the trash.

I think I am bad at this game."

"I had to google how to talk to women and get married.

10/10 just like real life

edit: turns out you can have children. had to google how to make that happen too, i couldn't figure it out. still a real life sim."

and

"spent a week giving a girl flowers and buying her beer

asked her to dance with me she said "Ew no"

very realistic

10/10"

What is the most offensive item of clothing or apparel you own?

My MLP shirt (only because there are those who take offense to the subject matter).

What's the most expensive part of your gaming rig? Not including actual consoles or computers as a whole. Components, peripherals, monitors etc.

Video card, being $200 (including taxes)

What's a video game* you love/like, that most people generally hate? (Or vice versa, or both if you really want to)

* You can also substitute video game with movie, show, book, whatever.

Chamber

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Because you're a rabbit, and Bugs Bunny's the face of Looney Tunes.