Psychotic Ninja

War

"Hohohoho! Victory for Jeb!" she said, as she holds a peace sign, like some anime character. After her little victory dance, she looks up to see it's dark. "Oh my gah! It sure did get dark quick... Wait... it's only dark in this spot, like some kind of portal" Just then, a cloaked figure appeared out of the portal. "I've been to see him... He looks a lot like you." The cloaked figure says, as the portal disappears. "What?!?" Jeb was puzzled. The shadowy figure didn't reply. "...okay... then..." she says. She turns around, and then shortly, looks back, to see the figure gone. Jeb lays down, and goes to sleep. "I've been to see him... He looks a lot like you." She wakes up, startled "great, now I'm hearing things." Just then, she's swallowed by darkness, as a portal opens up beneath her, it quickly closes as she goes through against her will. Just then, another portal opens up, and the shadowy figure walks out, as the portal closes, the figure removes his hood, takes a deep breath and says "the Hill is mine once more."

*Bonus points if you can correctly guess my references

Alien

(This is a fair request.And I promise I will not judge any person only as a teenager.That you will constantly remind yourself that some of my generation judges people by their race,their belief,or the color of their skin.And that this is no more right than saying all teenagers are drunken dope attics that're glue sniffers...)

Do you think its strange?

That theres this way

Of how you look and how you act and how ya think

Pretend they're not the same as you

Do you think its strange?

That theres this way

Of how you look and how you act and how ya think

Pretend they're not the same as you

Did you know about his strength of conviction?

Or how she puts all her faith in religion?

Did we take the time?

To really discover

How little we know about each other

Keep us from saying anything

Can't seperate from everything

yet all this really means is

You're one in a crowd and you're paranoid of every sound

You're not the friend you won't miss anyhow

Do you think its strange?

That theres this way

Of how you look and how you act and how ya think

Pretend they're not the same as you

Do you know about his strength of conviction?

Or how she puts all her faith in religion?

Did we take the time?

To really discover

How little we know about each other

Keep us from saying anything

Can't seperate from everything

yet all this really means is

You're one in a crowd and you're paranoid of every sound

Keep us from saying anything

Can't seperate from everything

yet all this really means is

You're one in a crowd and you're paranoid of every sound

You're not the friend you won't miss anyhow

Do you know about his strength of conviction?

Or how she puts all her faith in religion?

Did we take the time?

To really discover

How little we know about each other

Keep us from saying anything

Can't seperate from everything

yet all this really means is

You're one in a crowd and you're paranoid of every sound

Keep us from saying anything

Can't seperate from everything

yet all this really means is

You're one in a crowd and you're paranoid of every sound

Paranoid of every sound

Paranoid of every sound

Youtube, very slow. Rest of the internet? Perfectly fine. Not the first time this kind of thing has happened, doubt it'll be the last, always sucks though.

You're arguing again! If you actually took the time, I you would see I stopped a while ago. Move on.

I *have*. You're just saying it's bullshit because "it wasn't always exclusive".

And I find it highly insulting that you're saying we're *wrong* because of reasons.

So, something I want to do is speedrunning. I feel like I would be good at it, not like breaking records a year from now, but good. My problem is glitches and scripts. That, and like in PF, being pixel perfect.

Relationships are supposed to be special, something you hold dear, not something you waste. What do you really have if you really don't care if she cheats?

Also, the only reason why things like cheating and divorces are more common now (and yes they've existed longer than you may claim) is because being in a relationship/marriage was actually held up as a big deal. We've lost sight of what it really means. For one, you should be in one, looking for marriage.

Get your arms removed, now no more posting.

Help! I think I killed someone, how do I wash blood out of the carpet?

Maybe because 99.9%+ of people that say that, don't really mean it in the slightest... Ever considered that?

That and most people aren't fine with their SO cheating on them.

How does CatDog poop?

if you watched the show you'd know

all the shit comes out of dog's mouth

I've watched the show.

@Binky good luck getting in top 5. Last I checked, I was in 4th. The way I see it, it's like getting in the top 5 in Parkour Fortress. I might be in 1st place for quite some time, and then comes in some dude who keeps on pushing me because we go back and forth, being slightly faster than each other. Then comes those who pixel perfect, and are taking the exact same path (the fastest), but because of their pixel perfection, they're 10-15 seconds faster than me and the other guy, so we end up in 3rd/4th (or 4th/5th), even though our times are amazing.

What I'm getting at is my post count and rarity's (or Username's, or whoever is actually in 3rd) post count are real close to each other, whereas BTG's and Alyxx's are so damn high up, past ours that it's crazy. Those two are a league of their own, and it might as well be me in 2nd place.

The important thing is I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Where'd that damn spider go?!

@Daniel, thanks for the advice, that really worked

@Ikthias With a staple gun.

How do I get more sleep, without going to bed earlier and without being late for work?

How does CatDog poop?

HD has spoiled people.

Guess who got their internet back

Jas? Jeb get a name change? At any rate happy birthday Mr. Pool.

Edit: Should be getting wifi and cable (back) Tuesday.

 

Still trying to figure out what Kyou did

 

Please let me know when you do.

Edit: Aaaaaand it just clicked......

Get both, that way there's no worrying.

Still no wifi, vacuum cleaner trick didn't work, what went wrong?

"Coincidence"

All joking aside, that's interesting.

PS4, Mad Max, and Destiny.