Psychotic Ninja

 

Belated Christmas present for me from my dad today. I was like: Thank you!

 

It's working like a dream!

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8GB of ram, bringing me up to 16gb in total.

Me trying to act like I know a thing or two about [insert sport name here]:

Freeman

?/10

I have no clue what it is.

Nutrition.

Food

Crow

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I've been playing Final Fantasy 13-2, however, I'm putting it on hold, for now, so I can focus on finishing Spider-Man: Web of Shadows.

Interesting personality.

How old is Chip in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast"? I ask because he seems to be really young, like less than 10 years old. In the song "Be Our Guest", Lumiere says that they've been transformed into household objects for at least 10 years ("10 years we've been rusting"). Does that mean that, as objects, they're technically immortal--never aging? Does Belle's love for the Beast transforming them back to human cause them to become mortal again?

 

Or was Chip born a teacup and transform into a human? And what does THAT say?

 

So many questions!

Hopefully this will answer your questions:

Dr. Briefs: Don't go in the basement. Oh, look, there's bombs in the androids! I could probably make a detonator for that.

Krillin: I don't know, do you really have to blow them up?

Dr. Briefs: Why do you care? They're mostly just machinery at this point. Whoops, 'cept for the lady. Babymaker's still intact. Guess she's still useful for somethin'!

Krillin: So you're saying she still has a--

Dr. Briefs: Vagina, yes.

Krillin: ...Just went from a NINE to a TEN...

I'm working, see me working?

Corruption

Guy: "Remember, one wink means you don't like me, two winks mean you like me"

Jeb: *Winks once*

Guy: "Oh no! She doesn't li-"

Jeb: *Winks again*

Guy: "Yay! She likes me!"

(Side note: I'm referencing this moment from The Simpsons)

I don't even know, and I don't think I want to know.

I feel like crap. We're thinned out at work as is. There's only four employees, self included, and the laundry lady is away for the week, thus leaving the manager and the drycleaning lady to do pretty much everything else. Yesterday they didn't finish, not until a couple hours into my shift, even with my help. Hell, I'm even working tomorrow, because of this, and I normally have Wednesday's off. So, it's not like I can just take a sick day, even though I could. I guess, I could go in, and see what my manager thinks.

Trying to decide if I should try torrenting Rainbow Six Siege... Maybe later.

Have you actually bought anything? Or are you so paranoid you actually think NSA is watching what people buy?

OT: Nothing at the moment, debating what I want to do first: have lunch, shower, my laundry, getting the garbage, or unloading the dishwasher.

wondering how i manage to attract the romantic interest of a human female after looking at myself in the mirror

Fix'd, to fit me.

OT: About to go to bed.

Deadpool

Can't you take this to court? Or would the judge be one of the sister's puppets, like the cops?