Psychotic Ninja

I know you get a hard-on from getting pissed off at me, but seriously, how was I (or anyone else here) supposed to know that A) You signed up for 9 months, and B) you were let go before then?

Does post count really matter that much to you? Really?

Well what did you expect as a temp? To stay there forever? My vent: Who the hell calls the cops over $6?! Seriously, dude/wife paid for suit to get dry-cleaned and have two badges added on. Later we noticed a hole on the inside, we informed them, and they agreed to getting it repaired, so it did, and they never paid for it. I've never seen someone so angry before, especially over $6.

Lovecraft

Sex

I'm in 4th place in most posts made, with 7,021 posts (not counting this one). 3rd place is Rarity with 8,128 posts 2nd place is BTG with 14,476 posts and 1st place goes to *drum roll* Alyxx! With 14,919 posts. I joined two days before Alyxx...

Me

if you keep this up. XP fix'd

Jeb's been here for a little over a year now, and has been mod more times than me.

How bitches are eating meth in overqrown seductive chocolate pizza inside your intestines.

Dragon

Congrats, here's a cookie:

How bitches is cooking meth in overqrown seductive chocolate pizza inside whale intestines.

Super

I'm (distantly) related to Mary "Author of Frankenstein" Shelley, on my grandma's (dad's mom) side of the family.

Maccas? What the hell is Maccas? Edit: 0o7R1OmzsY8

6/10 Kinda amusing the first time you see it, not so much now. I should probably change mine...

Vegeta: Hey! Wanna see something cool?! Android 15: Yeah okay Vegeta: *Transforms into Super Saiyan* AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Trunks: (thoughts) Oh right, super saiyan *transforms* AAAAAHHHH!!!! Goku: Oh right Super Saiyan *transforms* AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Computer Gero: Oh shit, Super Saiyan DAAAAHHHH!!!!

One of my favorite (and funniest) moments with video games is doing Big Bank (back when it was the newest map in Payday 2) with one of my friends. We tried doing it in stealth (for the umpteenth time), and as pure usual we failed stealthing it (I swear I can never stealth BB, like ever), but with an interesting twist. We were able to kill every single NPC in the first area without actually setting off the alarms. We were like "it's still stealth if there's no living witnesses". We were also like this:

So... I just (as in today... 11/2/2015) found out that my previous boss (from my first job) was fired (about 3 months ago). The reason I got? Something shady thing with him. I was talking with one of the employees there (everyone was replaced) and the tone of her voice when she was telling me that something shady was going on with him (I too thought the same thing), it sounded like it was something big. So.... it was possible I was working with a con artist. Or a drug dealer or something else.

6/10, Small, hard to figure out what's going on (either because it's too small, or I'm too tired).

Banned for not banning.

Trunks

Weeks