Psychotic Ninja

Shrek

Devil May Cry 4?

 

Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow.

 

Doom 3. No clue on yours, though.

never played Psychonauts have you?

 

OT: Keycard? I dont need no FUCKING KEYCARD

I just had to be offline for this! gah! One of the more underrated games.

As for the quote, Duke Nukem (Forever).

"You’re... you’re dressed as a chicken. What are you... what are you planning to do... dressed as a chicken?"

My dad STILL treats me like a fucking kid who doesn't know anything sometimes.An almost 18 year old guy.And some of my classmates STILL make fun of me on purpose.(Every school i've been through it's been like this.)And it REALLY frustrates me that no matter what I did before through my life and I will do now WON'T.MAKE.A DAMN.FUCKING.DIFFERENCE.

I got nobody to talk to who can understand me and be a real friend to me.Nobody who's got my back.I don't think my parents and other adults will help much.But then again,IT NEVER MADE A SINGLE DIFFERENCE THROUGH MY LIFE.

EVER.

I'll probably be remembered for being a stupid loser who's a big baby and a total freak.And because of those assholes my psyche is pretty fucked up.NO FUCKING WONDER i'm a socially-awkward/anti-social bastard.Hell,let's add to the list-I'm going to fail at life.REALLY BADLY.

AM I THAT PATHETIC? CAN I GET ANYMORE PATHETIC?!!

 

.....I don't think suicide is even an option anymore.I'll suffer mercilessly for the rest of my pathetic life.

Wow.... This.... This is pretty much me, my life... Are you me, but me from a parallel world? A younger me from a parallel world? I mean, take that ^, and add "23, single af, and have no job, next to impossible to get a job."

Vent time: I've noticed that when I've been typing my dreams in the "dream sharing" thread, I've been typing them like they were stories (is this normal for anyone else?). Hell, the dreams I do remember, I remember like they were stories. Like they would be interesting movies/books/tv episodes kind of stories (if expanded upon). Now, I don't really see myself as a writer. Maybe it's a hidden talent of mine, who knows? I mean, I tend to struggle in figuring out how to word sentences to convey what I mean, like right now. The stories I dream up, would be great for (SFM) animations (like the climbing one). However, I don't want to rely on my dreams to come up with stories for animations, well at least not solely rely on them. Now I know one rule of writing is to draw from your own experience. Which is great, I guess, however, I don't really have any life experience. I've never been a father, so I can't do a story like Baby Weems.

Then there's this:

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(Which is also taken from The Reluctant Dragon, which answered some of my questions, and has re-inspired me on some animation aspects). One thing I wish the movie answered is: HOW THE HELL DID THEY COME UP WITH THAT STORY?! The story about the train? The jokes, the comedic timing, the everything about it. I mean, the premise of train ride, comes across animals, a boat trying to go past the same bridge it wants to cross, almost colliding with a bullet train (at least I think it was a bullet train), and then the storm. How did they come up with this?

I mean, yeah, I do get ideas, and not all of them from dreams (or maybe they are, and I just don't remember?), but, again, I struggle in fleshing them out in words. At least, in a way that can be followed as a story. Take this for example:

Man on rocky ground, stormy night, thunder and lighting, he looks up a giant of a mountain. The climb will be daunting.

That's something I've had in my head for a long time. Like since 2010. Yeah, that long. I've done nothing with it. I have a point A, but no B, C, or D. You know how many unique assets would be needed for SFM? You know how much of a pain it would be to draw, to animate, on paper/2D? The stories I want to do will take me forever. Not unless I can get a crew that would be willing to work, and not just go "yeah that sounds like a great idea" and then nothing happens. I have no money, and no means of an income, so it's not like I can hire writers, 3D modelers, texture artists, whatever. I also have no luck in getting people interested, and stay interested. Not only that, but I need a way to stay motivated myself, and a means to get back in action when I feel burnt out. If I could get the ball rolling, I could be, I don't know, the next George Lucas, er, original Star Wars/1970's George Lucas maybe. I know some of you are talented folks, and might be what I'm looking for (like Blight/Rarity), and Username. Hell, if I could get Ross Scott's help (doubt he would read this). I need help, I need help. I need a team that's motivated, will help each other stay motivated, is willing to work on their tasks, help others, ask for help, stay on task, not lose focus, take breaks, have fun, and enjoy themselves, and the work. I need help.

Oh. Australia and it's censorship. X3 I don't think I play enough of those games to really find it has an effect on me. But I think it's the most retarded thing ever. XD Like, we have TV shows and movies that show blood, guts, gore - that's okay! So... a game is different? What??

My laptop is actually from America, pre-installed with games, so my L4D2 is the American version. But personally, I don't mind if it's censored or not. That stuff usually doesn't bother me. I still think it's the most retarded law thing ever though. XD

I can understand your frustrations though! XP And oh yes, this vent thread works. :3

Australia: When everything's trying to kill you... oh man... I, wow, this failed harder than Yamcha.

Actually, THIS is the Youtube comment section in a nutshell...

 

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so I found this amazing addon for chrome.

 

Yeah that's basically Youtube comment section in a nutshell.

Instruments

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It's GTA 5

And seeing as BTG failed to provide a quote, I'll do one:

"Oh, have you been waiting here all this time? I didn't realize you meant these baths! I went to the other baths clear across the other side of the city. I had a lovely wash and a rub with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there... Stop talking to yourself!"

Morgan

For a second I thought you were talking about Nintendo 3DS. As for how to use 3DS Max, I do not, however,

Or, with Doctor Who series 8 episode 9: "Gawd this Doctor's an asshole, he lies too much, he's too mean, where's Matt Smith? Clara sucks! She's not Rose!" WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING!?

Or better yet with Breaking Bad: "God, Walter's stupid, why didn't he do thing X when, we the audience knows it, but Walter doesn't? Huh? If I was Walter I sooooo would have killed Skyler a long time ago! She's a bitch, hope she dies, Walter Jr's fucking annoying, he should have died."

Social

Me too, I need more variety in my games, but I have no money to do so.

As for the game quote: Portal 2.

[insert quote from an amazing game, one where I can't find quotes on the internet to actually use here, here]

In all seriousness, here's a quote from a game I can use!

"Now be honest... I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?"

Normally, I don't remember my dreams, but when I do, I wonder what the fuck I dreamt about, try to analyze it, asking questions like "Did I really dream that, or am I making that up right now?" And "Did I really dream that, or did it really happen?"

On another note (this will come into play later) There are two women in my life where I swear they have a crush/romantic feelings of me, and for me it's like one month, I might have feelings for one (or at least think I do), and then the next, I have them (or think I do) for the other, and it alternates. Well it's more like A would do something sweet, cute, funny, whatever, and that triggers me/my feelings. It's confusing sometimes. Also, I guess this counts as a vent. To make matters worse, the dream I had last night, fueled my feelings/thoughts for woman R (the day before, for about 2 weeks now, it was on woman J) (I'm using the first letter of their name instead of A & B or 1 & 2).

Now onto the dream: So I, and others, were staying at a hotel for a multi-day event. I was with my girlfriend or wife, not sure which in the dream (do note, I'm single). The woman was R. I remember I was working on a SFM animation, for the event (basically it was SFM film festival contest thingy, the theme being Star Wars, and you could use anything, copyright or not.). I was adding the finishing touches on my movie, where I was doing a rescue mission video on the Death Star. What made this unique is, in the top right corner, was 4 other screens, showing showing action in other locations, following the events/perspectives of the other characters. With the main action taking the big/main screen. The intent was for viewers to focus on a different screen upon reviewing. Like on one screen you could see Engineer hacking the cameras, while on the main screen, Pyro is running around, receiving information from Engie, as to where Femscout was being held. Meanwhile, Scout (with a Lightsaber) was fighting the robots, as a distraction. (On a side note, I really want to make this animation now). I also remember that after finishing with the finishing touches (and saving), I was *ahem* getting 'busy' with R.

When my parents are away for X amount of days, not only do they give me food, but money. I could live on my own really, the only thing that's stopping me is having income/job, which as established before, is proving to be next to impossible for me.

There are at least two games that I miss, and want to remember, and to no one's shock, one of them is an edutainment/educational game. Now, I was wee little when I and my brother played this. I remember it mostly being math based, although I think there was some English stuff involved. You could do Elementary school path, or Middle school path. At least that's how I remember it. Seeing as whenever my brother played it, he was doing multiplications, divisions, among other things. Where I was doing additions, subtractions, etc. I remember it was in the same style as Pajama Sam, Spy Fox, Freddie Fish, Putt-Putt, and other Humongous Entertainment games (Thanks BrutalMoose). However, None of their games really stand out to me, I don't recall ever playing them. IIRC, the game starred two aliens (or were they Angry Beavers?). The 'Hub world' was their space ship, you could interact with all the lil nobs and buttons, this and that, not everything did anything important, most were just little animations. Once you hit the 'go' button (or whatever it was) you would fly off into space and end up in a RNG (mini)game. The only one I remember was you were in a wooden area, there was a wall made out of logs, and you either had to take it down, or build it by solving math problems. I'm 99% certain the game exists, 10% certain it is not a Humongous Entertainment game, 50% certain the main characters were aliens, and you were in their space ship.

The other game, is not an edutainment game (At least I don't think it is). No, it's a 3D platformer/puzzler game, I think. I never played the full game, only the demo of it. I remember playing it in either the late 90's, or early 2000's. It was a time where I would mostly play demos. I remember getting the demo from download.cnet.com site (real original title), around the same time Men In Black 2: Crossfire (for PC) was a game/demo. From what I remember, you could customize your character (I think), I remember having a backpack, and cameo pants. The camera was behind the player. You were in a desert wilderness camp like place. Sadly, that's all I really remember about it.

Book

Posting on here to let you guys know that I'm posting on here.

Bored

I have proof aliens do exist, one just tried to communicate with me:

Spock is acting stupid, buying relatively obscure knockoff dated microchips, wearing unbleached wigs.

Spider-Man

"Run! Run! Or You'll be well done!"