Psychotic Ninja

Plant them in the ground, don't forget to use wateraga and fira on them once a month so that they would grow into healthy bookshelves.

I'm running low on disk space on my computer, what should I do?

So, here's a fan theory.

 

Mary Poppins is set in the Harry Potter universe. See, Mary Poppins is a witch who was placed in the Ravenclaw house leading her to believe she was "practically perfect in every way". She dresses out of the norm for people around her and she placed an Undetectable Extension Charm on her carpet bag so she could carry her worldly possessions with her (

and

). She was killed during the First Wizarding War in 1970 when she attempted to lead a revolt against Tom "Voldemort" Riddle.

 

Uncle Albert was a wizard who was cursed with an unremovable illness that causes him to levitate whenever he laughs (caused by a prank by Arthur Weasley's father, Septimus) during summer break. The illness can also cause Muggles in the surrounding area to levitate when they laugh which leads to no end of consternation for the Ministry of Magic, not to mention Mary Poppins's tendency to use magic around Muggles (see "

" for some gross misuse of magic around Muggles).

 

Bert is a squib. He was born into a wizarding family with ties to the Poppins family, which is why Bert and Mary know each other so well, but he has no magic of his own. His father was in Slytherin house and, because Bert had no magic of his own, he was even afraid to speak around his father much less incur his wrath ("Because I was afraid to speak / When I was just a lad / Me father gave me nose a tweak / And told me I was bad / But then one day I learned a word / That saved me achin' nose / The biggest word you ever heard / And this is how it goes.") and got one over on his father from a wizarding curse based around the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious". In the wizarding world, it's the only magic spell that squibs can really do and it only works on witches and wizards, because it's not technically a magic spell being cast by the squib but by a curse placed on all wizards and witches of the time period. Being a squib is also why when they jump into the chalk drawing, Bert is not surprised.

 

Mr. Banks knows about the wizarding world, but, like the Dursleys, wants no part of it himself. His boss, Mr. Dawes, was also cursed at the same time as Uncle Albert, but didn't show any symptoms because he never laughed until shortly before he died.

 

Makes sense or am I just overthinking it?

On topic: Length

Jeff is now loved, buying unfunny obscure ripoff 8-bit games, buying possessed axes.

Riku

Zebras Often Poop Pink Olives

UJMKL

Monster

Jeff is now loved, buying unfunny obscure ripoff 8-bit games, cleaning bloody axes.

Enthusiastic with lots of diverse passions and interests

Get fascinated with something new, every few days

Come up with new, sparky ideas

Like starting things, but not finishing them

Have a bunch of tabs open on your web browser at any one time (what, just one webpage at a time?)

Find the idea of choosing just one career scary, limiting and very stressful

This is me with computer stuffs. I'm interesting in robotic, programming, animation, video games (like Youtube Let's Play), web comics, hacking, mod making, voice acting (okay, not really related to computers, but it still), character design, graphic arts, and more. Hell, right now I have 11 tabs open (including this one).

Jeff is now retired, buying unfunny classic ripoff 8-bit games, cleaning bloody cubs.

Tournament

Jeff is now flying, buying unfunny classic ripoff LJN games, cleaning golf clubs.

Mobile

So avoid pretty much the entire internet.

Feels

I try to ignore information concerning a game I really want to play, but you know the internet. They love spoiling everything about said game the day it comes out. Sometimes even before the game comes out.

When it's finished.

...Wait what?

go out into the middle of some forest somewhere, and live off the land

If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!" - Mitch Hedberg

On topic: Feeling good.

"Wanna see Booger?"

Soda

And I thought my references were out there...

Aid

(How do you get 'shotgun' from 'groovy'?)

Passenger