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Psychotic Ninja

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  1. Clearly you didn't realize he was talking about the gaming section of Microsoft, greedy assholes who put too many restrictions in their products, but on the bright side: You're not as bad as EA, or Activision.

  2. A simple game with easy to follow rules:

     

    1.) Post a sentence with a title dropped in it (see wut i did thar?) that flows/makes sense

     

    example: "And you my friend, will be the lookout"

     

    2.) The title can be from a movie, book, video game, board game, tv show, etc.

     

    3.) If the title you chose (let's say a movie title) has a title drop in it, don't use it

     

    example: "We have to send you back to the future!"

     

    4.) You can use just the subtitle

     

    example: "Origin of the ooze" is perfectly acceptable for a title drop (bonus if you use the whole title)

     

    5.) If you want to, you can guess what the title is (again, this is purely optional)

     

     

    I'll start: "And guys, make sure to keep it simple and clean".

  3. 9/10 love Firefly.

     

    Little boy, I am sorry to say that you have a very serious mental problem. The trouble originates in this area here. The area that we in the medical profession like to refer to as...the brain! You see, son...it's just no good! I hate to be so blunt, but...you have the insanity...of a manatee! - Doctor Loboto, Psychonauts.

  4. 6/10

     

    That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable! [pause] Excuse me, I must use the restroom. - Lionel Hutz, The Simpsons.

  5. Sometimes I wonder if anyone understands the concept of privacy.

    Oh, you know, reading what I'm doing over my shoulder doesn't bother me or anything, just keep doing it.

     

    Or "hey, you're looking something private on your phone, let me see!"

  6. 7/10

     

     

    When you go to a restaurant on the weekends, it's busy, so they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrenes, party of two. Table ready for Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers, they'll say their name again. "Dufranes, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah... what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry - that's a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat once you find the Dufrenes. - Mitch Hedberg.

  7. 6/10

     

    *Pretending to be Farah* Oh, have you been waiting here all this time? I didn't realize you meant these baths! I went to the other baths clear across the other side of the city. I had a lovely wash and a rub with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there... Stop talking to yourself!

  8. Great episode, but Pointing out the "Final" in the Final Fantasy series gets to me. To answer your question on why it's called Final Fantasy, it's because it was going to be Square's/ Hironobu Sakaguchi's final attempt in making video games. Hence the "Final" in the title (and the Fantasy, because it's a fantasy game). Obviously, it was a huge success, thus we got the franchise.

  9. Well to be fair, COD is a video game franchise, and video games don't have to follow all the laws of real life. Life isn't one long hallway, but COD is (well, multiplayer is multiple worlds that are a box, and we don't live in a box).

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