Psychotic Ninja

Granted, Billy Mays comes back as a zombie, and shows you how to get rid of your stubborn stains by biting them off, taking some skin with him.

I wish my internet was back to normal.

Boys Grow Tiny Yellow Horns

ZXCVB

Men Never Bite Vaginas Crudely

DONGS

(bonus points if you use what I was thinking of when writing that down)

Banned for post spamming.

Studying your ass off for the big test, the test that will determine wither or not you're held back a grade, wither or not grounded "for life", banned from sports, keys to your car are taken, and more. All distractions are taken care of, T.V.'s off, phone's off, you told your friends you can't hang out, you told your girlfriend you can't be with her until after the test (which is on Monday, it's Friday night), you've been doing nothing but studying all weekend long to the point where you're saying the answers in your sleep, it's Monday, test time, you're the first one finished, even the super nerd who does nothing and still gets straight A's is taking the test. Time passes, the results are in, and... you got every question wrong.

Smash every device that tells the time in the world, and bam! All time has stopped.

How do I get my internet to stop sucking big hairy saggy donkey balls?

Cthulhu loved to ride whales with mechanical hobgoblins, and they love selling pirates.

Hey remember when I tried taking over last night, but failed epically due to my shit internet connection that's like a roller coaster lately?

Granted, now you have an audience that gave a damn about this meta-game and nothing else, your audience does nothing but care about this game, they stop doing everything, including eating, blinking, breathing, etc. etc. They're all dead.

I wish I could read people's thoughts, whenever I wanted, I could turn this power on and off whenever, and I could concentrate on one person at a time, or a group of people at a time, there was no negative effects on me or them, I understood what it was they were thinking no matter what language they were thinking in, and they had no clue I was reading their mind.

Would have made last night quite entertaining for me as well if my internet connection wasn't shitty.

Yo mama's so fat people think she's omnipresent.

9/10, I can relate to that, and yet somehow sometimes after 12 edits, I will still overlook something.

Yo mama loves to go all in... Turns out she's a pretty good poker player.

2085

Awesome Snakes Dig Flying Grenades.

DICKS

Something really needs to happen about my shitty internet connection.

Hey, did you know we got a new (very active) guy in the forums?

Friendly Kissable Ducks Might Vomit

BHSDB

New

"Speak up Francis, your voice got all muffled from your head being so far up your ass!"

Cthulhu loves to ride whales with magical hobgoblins, and they loved smelling pirates.

Professor Vex's avatar gets 9/10 Reminds me of Bill (from L4D)

2078

Is pretty good at thinking outside the box Although he can be annoying with it at times.