Psychotic Ninja

Holy crap! In ancient nord, the phrase "take an arrow to the knee" means to get married!

Any source besides Tumbler?

brick your smartphone.

Youtube fail

Time for you to all lose your virginity to the Internet:

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I would do it, but I'm too lazy.

All grown up.

Lego/eggo

It's currently 2:13 AM

Below is a picture of boobs that is probably NSFW (Don't let the mods see this. It's kind of against the rules):

 

Oh wait, that's a guy... Nevermind! (Still NSFW)

I played, searched Final Fantasy, I found Cookie Monster before finding any ponies. I found zero ponies.

No, I'm Cottage-Cheese Man.

"Did someone say chocolate?"

No deaths of the Mane 6. Only side characters. Trixie's, Diamond Tiara's (which actually got a lot of sympathy from me; I was suprised.) They're in SteelHooves' shack right now, and Pip's sick as hell and pleasuring herself to Rarity, so yeah.

 

 

Other, non-spoiler stuff regarding the story, how did this:

 

 

 

become this:

 

 

 

 

in 200 years. It takes a LONG time for a family line to change color like that...

 

I call Bullshit. Velvet Remedy is actually the descendant of Nightmare Moon, the only black pony in Equestria.

I'm still wondering how the mom is half pink and half white.

It took you this long to realize that?

 

I'm a Trekkie... All true Trekkies loved the original Star Wars trilogy... All true Trekkies loved Firefly & Serenity... All true Trekkies say "Enterprise" shouldn't have been... All true Trekkies loathed the forced (George Lucas never intended to have an ep1-3) and rushed (he was given a deadline to make three more stories and movies, less time than he truly needed) Star Wars episodes 1-3.

So I'm a partial Trekkie?

"Touch my twins again, and you're dead."

Alyxx/Thorne

highlander 2...

 

best movie ever

fun kind of bad

Speaking of fun bad movies: Star Wars Episodes 2 and 3

Saw this on my Facebook page:

Well that's the thing, death is tragic, no matter who's it is, no matter the reason, it's still tragic, and major deaths are going to be reported, nothing is going to change that, so either deal with it, or don't watch the news.

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I find this song somewhat fitting for this piece of news.

Because they were directed towards me, next time you pick two random words, try to pick non offensive words.

BTG/Bullseye

2/10

Idiot/Pooper Scooper

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