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Psychotic Ninja

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  1. Sora, no question. Can't explain it. Just a feeling.

     

    Actually, it also depends on which Link since the series basically reincarnates the character between every couple sequels.

     

    One Link with all the arsenal except for Nayru's love, and Sora can't use any limit breaks (like Ars Arcanum)

  2. User: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

     

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

     

    User: You just killed innocent people, how does that make you feel?

     

    Cleverbot: I did not do such thing.

     

    User: Yes you did, by not doing anything.

     

    Cleverbot: Interesting...

     

    User: Indeed.

     

    Cleverbot: Yes.

     

    User: Indubitably, very indubitably.

     

    Cleverbot: Very.

     

    User: Quite.

     

    Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.

     

    User: *walks away*.

     

    Cleverbot: Where are you going?

     

    User: To bed.

     

    Cleverbot: Computers don't go to bed.

     

    User: But I do.

     

    Cleverbot: Interesting.

     

    User: Not really.

     

    Cleverbot: Sometimes.

     

    User: Never.

     

    Cleverbot: Always.

     

    User: Nope.avi.

     

    Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

     

    User: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

     

    Cleverbot: Nope, just ukrainian.

     

    User: Bye!

     

    Cleverbot: Don't go.

     

    User: Too late.

     

    Cleverbot: Too late for what?

     

    User: You, AVADA KEDAVRA!

     

    Cleverbot: You're pretty funny.

     

    User: You're supposed to be dead!

     

    Cleverbot: Oh ok. *dies*.

  3. User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Tired.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Seeing as it's 12:27 PM...

    Cleverbot: I didn't know you were God.

    User: I'm not, and I meant AM.

    Cleverbot: That's okay.

    User: Danke.

    Cleverbot: Bitte.

    User: Bite my shiny metal ass.

    Cleverbot: Does he have a name?

    User: My shiny metal ass.

    Cleverbot: I also own Africa.

    User: Did you know that Africa is a country?

    Cleverbot: I did not know that.

    User: Tis a reference.

    Cleverbot: No, I meant... The donut...

    User: I'm going to show this to Accursed Farms after I kill you, any last words?

    Cleverbot: How dare you.

    User: That's it? That's your last words? Well then... AVADA KEDAVRA!

    Cleverbot: Sayonara to you.

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