Psychotic Ninja

Batman, because he's the Goddamn Batman. Fall down every set of stairs you come across or shut your hand in every door you open?

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Banned for constantly bashing on the show.

You can't. Help! I need money for the texture pack DLC for Call of Battlefield 5 Warfare Edition, what do?

My life in a nutshell:

Hi there!

Also: That awkward moment when you Google a common phrase, looking for an image, to find the first 5 pages are nothing but movie posters.

Don't tell me to obey reality!

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"It's simple, we burn the Spy."

With duct tape. Help! I'm lost in the void, and I was wondering, how can I get good wifi connection from the Burger King next door?

Mal: Can't get paid if you're dead. Jayne: Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...

ʎ ʎ ʎ Also, as an added bonus: ▲ ▲ ▲

Actually there's more like 11 sides, that's if you're counting the sides we can't see. Anywho "Fire, fire, fire, fire fire fire fire fire fire FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!"

If shakahmoomoo is "eh" and faboozy is "holy shit that's awesome", I'll give your avatar an shakahoozydemoomoo.

Banned for typing faster than the Flash.

"Hey look, I'm smoking."

Me three. There's also that awkward moment where you go to the forums to see if anyone has posted/you want to post, just to find out you were the last one posting and it's been a good hour. In other words it's like this:

The smart car? You mean the one that's too cool for the dorky kids, but too dorky for everyone else?

OCsMKypvmB0 Banned for reminding me of Oblivion.

It takes 810 licks to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop.

So I'm pretty much the only one who uses the downstairs, it's where my bedroom is, it's where my desk is, it's where my bathroom is, my ps3 is hooked up to the tv down here, it's basically one transformation away from being an apartment. In other words, the downstairs is my domain. My parents come down here about once a month, even that. Also with the exception of my room, and the "Someone lives down here" mess, it's clean down here. Not to my dad, in my dad's eyes it needs to look like "Someone lives here but there's no evidence anyone lives down here". In other words, I have to put everything back the way it was as soon as I'm finished using it. It might not seem so bad, but when it's pretty much my domain, and I do a pretty good job on my own. It's like when I do finally live on my own, and my parents come to visit are they going to be like "Clean this place up, we/I don't like this here, this shouldn't be here because I don't like it here, etc. etc."? Also, it's just the downstairs, the upstairs is less clean than here, I mean clean dishes are on the counter, remotes are everywhere, dirty dishes are in the living area, and so on, it's still clean, but less clean. What makes the downstairs, the area that no one is going to see, so special? [/babble]

This.