Psychotic Ninja

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It seems like half of the fans are for Twilight becoming an Alicorn, and the other half are against it, saying it'll ruin the show.

POTATO FRIES!!!

This joke is already dead but I have the cookie

By using ninja powers I'm out of the barrel and teleport right next to Zombie Pinkie Pie I then grab the cookie from Z.P.P. and I eat it. After finishing the cookie with a big grin a new cookie spawns 100 feet away from Psychotic Ninja.

If it's bad enough, hemorrhoids can make anyone gay.

Exactly how?

The same way video games, tv, and the internet causes cancer.

Banned for the *ACHOO!* *ACHOO!* sorry about that.

8/10

I think I just shat myself.

Banned for time paradox.

Well if you do get one, you better make your first new important news that you just got a giant gong. NOW BACK TO RANDOM! That's if you want to...

Is it normal to want a giant gong and use it to wake up my family to announce important news when i have it?

If by "to announce important news when I have it" you mean "to piss them off because I can" then yes, yes it is normal.

Banned for Lollipop Chainsaw.

Banned for that's the way of the Rainbow Squirts!

 

Not for me. That removes all the challenge from the game and makes me not to want to play it.

Then try the Hell version.

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This feels to me like another Dead Island. Amazing teaser commercial, but the game ends up rather uninspired.

I'm not sure what to think. All I got from that trailer was people with devices attached to themselves shooting at a women who loves to go out in her nightgown. The trailer doesn't tell me what kind of game it is, what to expect or anything really. It doesn't even excite me.

Don't leave us!

As much as I would love to hire you for script writing, for a project I have in mind, and/or voice acting, I unfortunately wouldn't be able to pay you, not even a ha'penny an hour.

That cat is staring into my goddamn soul.

Which one?

Definitely not the witch's soul.

As Twilight Sparkle climbs to the top, he looks up to see a shadowy figure, startled he stands there frozen. The shadowy figure notices the cookie, and nabs it before T.S. could react, then he yelled "THIS. COOKIE. IS. MINE!" and with the last word, he kicked Twilight off of the wall. This off balanced the shadowy figure with just enough force to make him fall down the other side of the wall, holding onto the cookie for his dear life, screaming while falling, for what felt like ages, he finally opened his eyes to find he was on the ground, a mere two feet below the wall. The shadowy figure stands up, and in delight of the safety of the cookie, he stares at it, smiling, forgetting to eat it.

Hey Guys I was jus- *sees the two cat gifs*

okay... as you wish ma'am .-.

Children... Yes, kids.

wat

Let me 'splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.