Psychotic Ninja

1716

5/10

I still have 32 minutes til the end of the world.

Well goodbye Japan, I'll miss you the most!

2/10 I'm not a fan of the wubs, and it's your gaming name.

1713

Burn the house down! Burn it all! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *ahem* sorry bout that, *adjusts his tie* where were we? Ah that's right, your problem. Here's what you do, you pull out your wand, point it at the T.V. and yell "AVADA KEDAVRA!"

I need help managing my money during Steam's Winter Sale, what do?

1710

Dammit! Now I'm remembering the awesome tastes of Bubbletape! I want some....

I find myself, sitting at my computer, wondering what would happen if someone ate an entire container of bubble tape in one sitting... that's a lot of gum...

Kids nowadays: Bubbletape? What's that? Some kind of bubble shaped tape?

1704

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Everyone needs one of those horse masks.

I'm scared to ask why...

Potato. That's why.

1699

"Fuck off"

You're doing the same thing Felix.

7/10

puppy

I tried it, found nothing funny, although I can see where the humor is, so meh.

From June through September of 1692, nineteen men and women, all having been convicted of witchcraft, were carted to Gallows Hill, a barren slope near Salem Village, for hanging. Another man of over eighty years was pressed to death under heavy stones for refusing to submit to a trial on witchcraft charges. Hundreds of others faced accusations of witchcraft; dozens languished in jail for months without trials until the hysteria that swept through Puritan Massachusetts subsided

Ermahgerd! Buttsnuffles is spreading: http://www.scribd.com/doc/109258153/Snoop-Dogg-s-Reasons-for-Voting-for-Obama

This is the 1686th time you've changed your avatar.