Psychotic Ninja

Buttsnuffles. Why? Because it's better than Snuffling butts.

Banned for the fact that

Ten Jasons are sent back in time to kill a woman named Friday. The problem is, there's only 13 of them in all time, and only ten Jasons. Each Jason can only go to one time period, due to one time travel, and if there's more than one Jason in a time period they all die.

Looper

Banned for being an avatar changer.

Google isn't evil Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

Because Sponge Bob was "hanging out" with Sandy.

Why do people always live in the same location when hurricanes always destroy their homes every year?

Banned for well just look at my name.

You used Google!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, if I get this guess right I'm finished: An Anvil.

he's just making guesses

And my guesses happened to be right. The only riddle I truly really knew the answer to was the "what's greater than God" one. I'm sorry my guesses are usually correct, and I'm sorry that they look like I asked uncle Google, there's nothing I can do to prove that I didn't. Also why go into Pissy Boss Mode for something so trivial? (no pun intended).

I think he's just mad that I got some riddles right without even trying, so he's trying to do the same thing.

Nothing.

The same happens to a lot of big budget movies that end up being terrible because the studio publishing the movie meddles with the director's original vision and turns it into a clusterfuck.

*Cough* Spider-Man 3 *Cough*

There is no emotion;

there is peace.

There is no ignorance;

there is knowledge.

There is no passion;

there is serenity.

There is no death;

there is the Force.

the riddle I just posted is supposedly "the hardest riddle in existence"

If anything, the Einstein's German Logic Puzzle is harder than the pressure riddle. I've taken my time on the Logic Puzzle before, also, a high school buddy, during study hall, looked the puzzle up for the first time, and after reading it, he was like "It's the German, because Einstein's German."

As for the pressure one, really, all it took was remembering the pressure room in Unreal Tournament. How I got to thinking that, well really, I'm always thinking, and I'm usually thinking of Video games.

As for solving other riddles, the first one was a joke post, and the Roubles, or Ruppies, or whatever, that one I "showed my work", cause that one actually caused me to think, even though I've seen something similar to that one before.

Just because I didn't "show my work" doesn't mean I Googled it.

Kay then.

 

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Pressure.

9.5/10

The German owns the Goldfish.

For me Donnie Darko is a must watch.