Psychotic Ninja

Banned for PUTTING THE VIDEO ON THE SAME GODDAMN LINE AS THE TEXT GAAAAA

@Chuck: I don't know what you're talking about.

@Alyxx: Banned for not being able to read Tetrisian.

Banned for this:

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"That's right, I am Kira."

1509

That you can have s'more marshmallows.

Do you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

1504

We drink to our youth, and to days come and gone.

For Username's birthday is now here.

We'll sing him a happy birthday from this forum that we own.

With our cake and our presents we will wish him a great day.

All hail to Username! You are the Birthday boy!

In your great honor we drink and we sing.

We're the children of Accursed Farms, and we fight all our lives.

And when Black Mesa beckons, every one of us dies!

But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean.

Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams.

All hail to Username! You are the Birthday boy!

In your great honor we drink and we sing.

We're the children of Accursed farms, and we fight all our lives.

And when Black Mesa beckons, every one of us dies!

I don't have any friends aside from people I chat with online, and I only leave the house for food and work because I have no one to do anything else with.

That's pretty much my life.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

1488

Just read my signature.

Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet?

American Football.

Blitzball or Quidditch?

I'm a woodpecker, except with dirt.

It's going to rain chocolate.

When will my arm stop hurting?

Facebook.

Coke or Pepsi?

My face is up here, not down there.

'Cause the secret ingredient is tobacco.

When will my new video card get here?

1482

Well, Mr. ShinyObject has said pretty much everything I was going to say, and like him, I'm another person you can chat with if you want, hit me up on Skype (psychotic.ninja) or Steam (or both) I'm free 98% of the time and I don't mind the chat. Also, Mr. Tyler (the name I'm giving to the jerk in your Skype chat) is a jerk (already said, but meh) first of all, he says he doesn't know you, then he says/types "it just feels like you're whoring for attention. People stopped caring a long time ago." Both sentences are lies, especially the second one. You don't nag or complain too much, dude it's good to vent it's good to let it all out. Society has spread lies about it being bad to vent, pardon my french, but those douchbags need to fucking leave! They have no right telling you you nag to much, they don't know you, especially Mr. Tyler. Look at all I've typed (and going to type) I could write a book on this (if I could perfect my grammar and writing skills). Anyhow you have friends who want to listen, who care, sure you don't know what we look like, and we don't know what you look like, but that's not the point, the point is we care 'cause we're your (online) friends. I would use scripture from the bible, but I'm not sure how comfortable you are on that subject (it's one of those things I avoid until I know my friends are fine with it). Again, if you need (another) person to talk to, I'm there for you. Oh lastly, with your reply to Ian, you didn't complain at all.

1477

Banned for using my video card.

Banned for trying to get 100 rep.

Who needs a Gordon Freeman who doesn't talk when you've got Chell, a dangerous, mute lunatic?