Psychotic Ninja

Come on, get a little closer, so I can kill you.

"Men aren't fans of a show designed for little girls Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

After leaving Kingdom Come, Psychotic Ninja starts walking up the Hill, and sees BTGBullseye is on the top. "Oh shit, not him again." Psychotic Ninja then pulls out ten kunai kinves, and throws them all at BTGBullseye, with enough force to launch him off of the Hill. Psychotic Ninja then claims the Hill as his once more.

Half-Life 3 is announced at E3.

"No one's making jokes about your paranoia Freeman, you're just being paranoid again."

Brony (And if it's too confusing, I guess I could change my avatar to another pony)

Brony.

Brony.

9/10

"Light Yagami isn't Kira, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Banned for not thinking of Nagini.

iunno

Your face when the site gets hacked.

Banned for reading

Banned because it didnt kill me it just stole all my lube and ran off

You're not the only one that knows the "fish in a barrel" Joke, you're just being paranoid.

You find an embarrassing video of yourself online.

Moving on, I have two youtube videos to share:

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If real life was like Final Fantasy 12, we all would need licenses to do anything.

Banned for being a sex addict.

Jack Noir stops trolling in the MLP:FiM thread.

Banned for denying Chuck a rap battle.

"I think I just shat some bricks."

Banned for not +repping me to remove such resemblance.

Banned for not having a six pack.

"There isn't a crate smashing room, with an endless pit Freeman, you're just being paranoid."