Psychotic Ninja

On that note, "Run Forest, run!" is a quote that's not only used in Forrest Gump, but in Fight Club as well.

"Come with me if you want to live."

Boobies.

That awkward moment when you realize this forum game is going down hill...

You see a total stranger wearing a 20% cooler shirt.

Banned for being too slow.

Banned for creating said mental image.

"It's all apart of the plan."

You find out the person you have a crush on is in a relationship.

Banned for getting a hard-on.

"Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin'."

Oh Rainbow Dash, how sweet of you, but I thought you were with Fluttershy.

Someone knocks on your bathroom stall door, while you're in the middle of shitting, to see if your stall is occupied.

He sent me an image I won't describe. Let's just say, if he knew me better, he wouldn't have wasted his time. I'm not bothered by much anymore, and my friends post worse things on tumblr anyways.

 

too bad he can't read my reply. D:

Yeah, I got a similar PM, I just replied with "That's nice dear." and left it as that.

7/10

Cosplay.

Hobo.

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Banned for not riding ze Shoopuf.

"Stop staring at my winged boobs!"

Hey remember when I didn't like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

You get grounded for something your sibling did.

Banned for invaliding Discord's argument.

You find out that your favorite T.V. show just got canceled.