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Psychotic Ninja

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  1. Now calm down Neddily-diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily. They did their best shoddily-iddily-iddily-diddily. Got to be nice-- hostility-ilitity-bility-dility. Aw hell diddily-ding-dong crap! Can't you morons do anything right?!

  2. Marge: '"Third notice?" "Final notice?" "Some guys are coming!?"' Hmm, what's this? an invitation to our High School reunion! Gee, that's odd. They didn't send one to you."

    Homer's brain: This is it Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

    Homer: "Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

    Marge: "Oh my God."

     

    Homer's brain: No, the other secret.

     

    Homer: "Marge, I never graduated from High School."

    Marge: "That still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does."

  3. Fine, I'll click it!
     

    `ert+
    y76p; '0lu8jykee;u4p;e'/Rh
    Strong bai5456'------++++++gf
    +++++-//==========/*8901ikg`


    Ert plus: Why seven-six P? Ohlyuu eightguh—? What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a "Strong ba" in there, but it's getting eaten... by some... Linux or something. Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

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