Psychotic Ninja

Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.

920, and I'm sticking to zee million

So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?

gaming

The survivor, curious, headed towards the fire, weapon at the ready, when he gets there, he sees a man, and a woman, mourning over a dead body, a little boy, who was sick looking, almost like a zombie. The survivor walked up to the couple.

Banned for turning me on with those sexy words.

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads a mad doctor had produced in Singapore. They exploded, showering the world just how lame your grammar is. Grammar Nazis attacked, and ate our potatoes while singing a crappy poem written by Vogons. A globe appeared on the next episode and then disappeared before anyone

Banned for not realizing I blew up Nagisa's laptop.

Banned because I can, and am.

Banned because your signature shall tell you why.

Banned because Nope.avi

Banned for being a lord.

Banned for being average.

Banned because your avatar kinda looks like Sylvester Stallone, if he was wearing a Jesus outfit.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish SOPA and Protect-IP and that nothing worse comes to harm the interwebs.

Banned because SOPA and Protect-IP has blocked this post.

Elements

Banned for not giving a reason.

Banned because we have some Christmas avatars.

Matrix

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Banned because I'm yo-*bzzzzt*

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1. Where (if you have a choice) is the best place to go when the Apocalypse starts

D. Stay at your house

2. Where do you shoot a Zombie in order to kill it for good?

A. The Head

3. When (and if) you get to shelter, what's the VERY first thing you do?

C. Find (and know) where all the exits and entrances are

D. Find supplies to reinforce your building

(Do both at the same time)

4. Zombies are near, you can hear their moans echoing wherever you are, what do you do?

A. Bust out at them, weapons brandished

5. Your hiding spot (for some reason or another) has been breached, what do you do?

A. Try to build up the wreckage into a make-shift defense

6. Clothing is very important, what outfit should you wear to ensure your survival?

A. Torn jeans, Tennis shoes, and a Ripped T-shirt

7. Provisions are needed to survive (Of Course), what do you take?

A. Bottled Water, and Dry Foods

8. Guns are useful in a situation like this (Duh) what is your preference? (from this list)

A. Shotgun (pellets spread)

9. In the event that you run out of ammo for your gun, whats your melee weapon of choice? (from this list)

C. Nail Bat (make them sing for the summer)

10. At what time do you travel in order to survive?

A. Day Time (see where your going)

11. You come across a group of survivors in the area, what do you do?

A. Approach with your weapon drawn (best to be cautious)

12. Your best friend/ relative/ acquaintance has been bitten what do you do?

A. Tell them you're sorry and shoot them in the head

13. You hear of a safe haven somewhere up north what do you do?

A. Go for it (you don't have anything to lose)

Banned because there's too much ponies here! Come badass Santa! Let's get rid of 'em all!

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