Psychotic Ninja

Gaming.

Banned for not having your name spelled "Louis".

Just then Razor's flamethrower exploded, the explosion was so powerful it sent Razor flying off of the hill. "If you were ninja, you would of noticed I was here the entire time." Said Psychotic Ninja after claiming the hill once more.

Banned because I'm not Hagrid.

It's over for you... Your life ends here.

Snowy

Banned for a run on sentence.

school (I graduated from a Spectrum High School)

"YOU MISSED ME!" Yelled Psychotic Ninja who was high in the air, the lookalike below, transformed into a log. "DODGE THIS!" Yelled the ninja as 9,999 ninja stars came flying out of the sky killing everyone on the hill, then Psychotic Ninja landed on the hill flawlessly, as the true master.

Banned for misunderstanding me.

Did you know that when I play l4d2, I'm in, for lack of better word, autopilot? (As in I could play the game with my eyes closed (though that's still to be tested) and still kick ass)

*In Heavy's voice* KAH-BOOM!

Banned for not having a location.

"Heh, just as I planned" Psychotic Ninja said, and with a press of a button, the mud-based fort exploded, with a force so hard, everyone on it, and around it went flying off of the hill. Psychotic Ninja then ran up the hill, evil grin on his face, that told the world the hill was his once more.

Instrument

Banned for banning someone that has more rep than you.

Look at that woman's breasts, they're large.

I'll just ask the first Sand Creature I run into, "Could you direct me to the baths, please?" Well, thank you. "Don't mention it, I used to be a bath attendant back when I was alive... "

"At last, we can retire and give up this life of pants." - Zoe, Serenity.

Your majesty, you promised me my choice of the Maharajah's treasures: that dagger!

Banned for facepalming.

Gaming