Psychotic Ninja

Banned for needing to be reminded everyday.

Banned for not having your last name be "Overbeck".

Banned for reading the script.

Domestic.

Ninja's or Pirates?

Banned for having a favorite pony.

1) Spider-Man

2) The Incredible Hulk

3) Wolverine

4) Iron Man

5) Captain America

Evil

Banned because your rep points aint even.

Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!

Skyrim

Well obviously someone went through the door to the left, cause of the torch, but they never returned, the door in front is blocked, so go through the door to the right.

Both of these happened in Skyrim:

1.) I was fighting a giant, and a finisher came up, my character sliced at the knees, and then the giant fell through the ground, only partly (Another time, same thing happened but the giant fell completely through the ground).

2.) I was in a Dwemer dungeon (I hate 'em for many reasons) doing a sidequest, as I'm fighting a Falmer, I did a finisher in a tight-ish area, well I swung my sword, so hard, it went flying and stayed in midair.

835

Head West.

I'm gonna kill you so much.

Ultima Weapon

Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?

Banned for looking at my horse.

Proof

To those who are playing Final Fantasy VII for the first time, or plan on playing it for the first time, stay away (from the summoner!) from the spoiler.

Lessse, you could use Sprint Shoes, you could also Shout Wuld Nah Kest, or use a flying DeLorean, but make sure not to go over 88 M.P.H.

Help, I accidentally went back in time, when Hippies roamed the Earth, I have no clue how to get back! Seeing as I'm stuck here, any place to eat?

Banned because I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Windows

Freezer.