Psychotic Ninja

Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?

Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain. *Pauses* No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen. - The Princess Bride.

Uhhh... Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?

 

"The egg hatched!"

*looks at chicken egg*

"Not that egg!"

 

Ahh, the Digimon movie...

Listening to the soundtrack right now...

Cheer.

Banned for not giving me a +rep.

Banned for having the ability to (partially) listen to rants through the interwebz.

1.) Lesbians

2.) Power Rangers

3.) Digidestents

4.) Reavers

5.) Transformers

A song by Haddaway.

Where are you from?

Banned for saying foreigners don't exist.

Banned for not explaining stuff to aliens.

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Banned because I can smith Dragon Armour!

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Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

Narrator: *mumbles*

Tyler Durden: I'm sorry... *takes gun out of mouth*

Narrator: I still can't think of anything.

Tyler Durden: Ah... pants humor.

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Tyler Durden: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?

Narrator: *mumbles*

Tyler Durden: I'm sorry... *takes gun out of mouth*

Narrator: I still can't think of anything.

Tyler Durden: Ah... flashback humor.

Well it would either be Re: Your Brains (Jonathan Coulton), Good Night Until Tomorrow (from the Final Fantasy series) or the game over theme (from Final Fantasy series).

Do you have any crazy or interesting Skyrim stories? If so, mind telling?

0/10 cause still no signature.

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Did you know that Galbadian missiles may be heading this way!

It's a man... WEARING A HAT!

775+ hours I've put into Left 4 Dead 2. (Okay, it's actually 860 hours, but I doubt I'll get that number, which is why I put the "+" after the number.)

hole

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Did you know that I'm the Arch-Mage of Winterhold?