Psychotic Ninja

A) "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum" you say. "And I'm all out of bubblegum". You try to take out the turret, but before you can, a piece of bubblegum is in your hand, with the man smiling "here you go uhhhhh....". With a puzzled look on your face you say "Edward, but everyone just calls me "Ed". You are?". "Tyler is my name.". With bubble gum in mouth now, you decide that now is the perfect time to kick ass, but which direction do you leave?

A) Through the front door

B) Jump out of the window like a boss

C) Find an axe and chop down the front door yelling "HEEERE'S JOHNY!"

D) Through the roof

Nope.avi we're on 159.

I'm so hipster I played Minecraft before it was mainstream.

Taylor had the best meal with Eric so she puked on him, baffled.

Bug.

Sasha had the best meal with Eric so she shat on him, baffled.

We didn't skip 157 numbers, some were accidentally doubled up.

Granted, but you try to swim and get eaten by a shark.

I wish that I knew who my wife was to be.

12^2.

I'm so hipster I play(ed)/enjoy(ed) Psychonauts before it was mainstream.

Banned because "bronies" have no gender.

I'm so hipster, I was watching Freeman's Mind before it was mainstream.

-10/10 for MLP:FiM.

Banned for knowing what his/her/it's signature means.

Error: 404 five letters not found.

P E N N Y

Catdog.

Ubisoft is peeing on nerds.

V A L V E

8/10, for some odd reason it reminds me of Krug from VGCats. Also if you can't read my avatar (which I made myself) it's pretty much this:

Just smaller and he's now wearing a hat.

I'm so hipster I watched Firefly and Serenity before it was mainstream.

Banned because happy birthday.

I really want "127" but I guess I will take 125.