Psychotic Ninja

Banned because I like your previous name more.

-Shut up you witch!

Banned because I thought (not really) that we were talking about Bill from L4D.

Banned because NO ONE can ban Bill, his epic beard stops all!

Roll around the ground (if there's snow, then bury yourself until you're completely covered in snow)!

Help! I'm on fire, what do I do?

Capitalize all your "i's" so you don't get killed by grammer nazi's.

Quick! I'm about to go to jail! What do I do so I can prevent this catastrophe?

Banned for lying.

Eat lots and lots and lots of cake! Hey, round is a shape...

Help! I have no money to take my girl on a date, what do I do?

Tomislav was the prettiest minigun for medic so he divide by zero now.

Banned for having "Killer" in pinkish purple.

- I never think out loud, which means you read my mind! YOU'RE A WITCH AND WITCHES NEED TO BE BURNT AT THE STAKE!

Quick! grab a bottle cap, a fine point sharpie (black), a piece of paper, and scissors. Now place the bottle cap on the paper, draw a circle, using the bottle cap as the shape, then cut the circle out, then on one side draw the "heads" and on the other side draw the "tails".

Quick! I'm loosing internet connection, what do I do?

Banned IV times!

Destroy your computer!

I need to lose weight, what do I do?

Find mods to transform Halo 3 to look like and feel like the Half Life series.

I uploaded my first Youtube video, but I'm not getting any views, what do I do?!?!?!

Banned for taking a break from AF.

Banned for reminding me of the HORRIBLE prequels (O.K. honestly, I enjoy the 2nd and 3rd as unintended comedies).

Granted, it's now October 18th, the year is 3 million B.C. and now dinosaurs rule the Earth killing us all.

I wish that Captain Mal was real.

Quick! use the fire to make s'mores!

Oh shit! I accidentally killed my neighbor with rat poison! what do I do so I don't go to jail?

Banned for wanting a redo.

Grab a slice of bacon, and eat it, let the epicness of the baconhh wash the worries away.

Help! I'm out of bacon! what do I do?

Banned because I missed the creation of page 200 because I had to sleep.

Did you know that people still forget to play forum games correctly?

Edit: Does this mean I win?