Psychotic Ninja

Breath of Death VII and Cthulhu Saves The World, bundled together for about $2.

How old are you?

Four are in (more have submitted, but due to lack of following very simple rules, are out) now as stated earlier, this will go until I reach my 999th post.

So many great movies, I can't decide....

I agree. Well if I had to choose a very small few, they would be:

POINT BREAK

Utah! Gimme two!

THE ROCK

Car chase

TIN CUP

I would have more, but then this would be 5 pages long.

Banned for having numbers have a conversation.

Granted, but it's already been made and it failed, epically.

I wish that I had apple pie.

Banned for being on time.

-Wait, hallucinating? Who's hallucinating? Also why does this pizza taste so boney?

-PIZZA DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!! *runs towards pizza and tries to eat pizza*

If I could turn back time, I wouldn't of posted here.

Banned for fighting Epsilon instead of playing pong.

- I don't need therapy! you do, you talking pizza!

Fav. color!

[_] Red = loud

[_] Green = stupid

[_] None = freaky beast

[_] Orange = gorgeous

[_] Yellow = innocent

[_] Purple = a little too happy

[X] Black = emo

[_] Brown = funny

[_] Gray = skanky

[_] Pink = preppy

[_] Blue = sweaty

[_] White = sexy

[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[X] Shorts = cutie

[_] Skirt/skort = skank

[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

[_] Ripped jeans = emo

[_] Cammo = cage fighter

[_] Jeans = prep

[_] Cargo = clown

[_] Sweats = athlete

[_] Boxers = brat

[_] Booty shorts = female

[_] Capris = Gangster

[_] Nothing = hoe

[_] Dickies = weirdo

[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[_] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[_] Blonde = with a broken heart

[_] Black = with a sexy smile

[X] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[_] Red = that likes to have fun

[_] Brown = who loves to be different

[_] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

[_] Bald = with herpes

[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[_] 1 = who ate

[_] 2 = who needed

[_] 3 = who killed

[_] 4 = who shot

[_] 5 = who killed

[_] 6 = who smoked with

[X] 7 = who farted on

[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[_] 10 = who cuddled with

[_] 11 = who slept with

[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[_] 01 = a french fry

[_] 02 = a dog

[_] 03 = a shoe

[_] 04 = a toothbrush

[_] 05 = Santa Claus

[_] 06 = The Trojan man

[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[_] 08 = a prostitute

[_] 09 = a porn star

[_] 10 = a bag of weed

[_] 11 = a lover

[_] 12 = a glass of milk

[_] 13 = a horse

[_] 14 = a lesbian

[_] 15 = Michael Jackson

[_] 16 = a pickle

[_] 17 = a jew

[_] 18 = a condom

[X] 19 = an orange

[_] 20 = a dildo

[_] 21 = a homeless guy

[_] 22 = a whore

[_] 23 = my crush

[_] 24 = an easter egg

[_] 25 = a jar of honey

[_] 26 = a homo

[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[_] 28 = the kool-aid man

[_] 29 = a stripper

[_] 30 = Paris Hilton

[_] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[X] White = because I love marijuana

[_] Black = because im sexy as hell

[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[_] Purple = because I'm gay

[_] Gray = because I got dared

[_] Other = because that's how I roll

[_] Green = because I'm good in bed

[_] Orange = because I smoke crack

[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[_] Brown = because I had to

I'm an emo cutie with a hot girlfriend who farted on an orange because I love marijuana.

-*Letting go of Pizza's arm* But the walking and talking pizza is real!

Yellow monkies will shit bananas in some dicks house, that oversees a lot of weird dumb fucking robots.

Granted, but all games have Half Life's graphics.

 

I wish I could manipulate time.

(How's that bad? I love Half Life's graphics)

Granted, you now can manipulate time, but doing so causes past, present, and future do collide into one thus ending all time.

I wish that I found Snuggles again.

Banned because Spongebob is gay-er than He-Man.

- Nice job, Pizza, you've ruined dinner!

Yellow monkies will shit dicks in some filthy house, that oversees a lot of weird dumb fucking robots.

-Is it me or is Srake starting to look like a pizza?

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon

(Props if you get the reference)

-Uhhh guys, the Great Wall of China is coming up pretty fast here.