Psychotic Ninja

Granted, now he eats people who wanted/wished for him to stop eating ice cream and apple pie.

I wish to be as smart as Adrian Monk.

Did you know that Charlie Chaplin once entered in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in a theater in San Francisco. He lost.

-Cherry coke if possible, if not, then sure, a regular coke.

Wish granted, but the "chocolate" came from a dog's ass.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish granted, but it expired ten years ago.

I wish that Chocobos were real.

-Pepperoni.

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little

-How would the pizza get here?

Granted, but it's a negative rep.

I wish I could play Minecraft again without my annoying lag problem.

It's amazing how many people don't follow simple instructions....

(Still not happy about starting over again especially so soon, but meh)

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help

-Oh about that, Dr. Insano doesn't believe in phones, something about them not sciency enough.

Banned because for some odd reason I was logged off, and when I tried logging back in, it didn't like my password, so I had to reset it.

HOW CAN YOU DERAIL THIS GAME!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! Also, Jexius, I think you're forgetting that these are supposed to go on forever (unless you're changing your own rule from the first page), also you never said it had to make 100% sense! GAH!

Banned because I need a sentry here.

- I was here the entire time, speaking of the vortex *looks outside through a window* Um... guys... since when did the house start floating?

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity multiplied by 20%x 99% of the square root of cake which is very tasty but sadly is your mother. Everything then violently exploded in a fiery ball of complete division by zero. Later that day, the universe somehow got back in order. Common sense is still a rarity, unfortunately. Intelligent kangaroo giant was flying it's jet when alphabetagamma rammed into another jet

Fortunately BTGbullseye is correct.

Banned cause YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME!

Banned for not realizing I was talking about the banning war that's between me and BTG.

Ok the prize will be any Steam game $20 or less, sign up by P.M.ing me why you think you should win, minimum length is one sentence (5-7 letters). Subject/Topic has to be "Why I think I should win" (no quotes) if subject/topic isn't that verbatim, you don't win.

Banned because this is between me and BTGbullseye

Banned cause we're in a banning war!!!!