Psychotic Ninja

Banned for reminding me of that horrible sequel.

Did you know that "Psychotic Ninja" backwards is "ajniN citohcysP"?

look at you soaring majestically through the air like an eagle piloting a blimp

Hey bored, how are you?

Same here.

Banned for not eating now.

Banned for stalking me.

Banned for banning yourself.

Banned for not realizing that I too am nocturnal.

I'm not sharing mine just in case you guys become smart zombies with memory and remember my tactic and use it against me.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he

DREC...CAHDAHLA...EC...VYMCA!

Did you know that I tried to shit, but all I did was fart?

New day, new clothes, so I'm an emo cutie with a hot girlfriend who farted on an orange because I love marijuana

(Not safe for kids)

I'm an emo prep who loves to be different who ate Michael Jackson because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

WAT

An emo prep who's also a pimp? That's something I've gotta see.

Banned for being on Tortuga!

Fav. color!

[_] Red = loud

[_] Green = stupid

[_] None = freaky beast

[_] Orange = gorgeous

[_] Yellow = innocent

[_] Purple = a little too happy

[x] Black = emo

[_] Brown = funny

[_] Gray = skanky

[_] Pink = preppy

[_] Blue = sweaty

[_] White = sexy

[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[_] Shorts = cutie

[_] Skirt/skort = skank

[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

[_] Ripped jeans = emo

[_] Cammo = cage fighter

[_] Jeans = prep

[_] Cargo = clown

[_] Sweats = athlete

[x] Boxers = brat

[_] Booty shorts = female

[_] Capris = Gangster

[_] Nothing = hoe

[_] Dickies = weirdo

[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[_] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[_] Blonde = with a broken heart

[_] Black = with a sexy smile

[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[_] Red = that likes to have fun

[_] Brown = who loves to be different

[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

[_] Bald = with herpes

[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[_] 1 = who ate

[_] 2 = who needed

[_] 3 = who killed

[_] 4 = who shot

[_] 5 = who killed

[_] 6 = who smoked with

[x] 7 = who farted on

[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[_] 10 = who cuddled with

[ ] 11 = who slept with

[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[_] 01 = a french fry

[_] 02 = a dog

[_] 03 = a shoe

[_] 04 = a toothbrush

[_] 05 = Santa Claus

[_] 06 = The Trojan man

[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[_] 08 = a prostitute

[_] 09 = a porn star

[_] 10 = a bag of weed

[_] 11 = a lover

[_] 12 = a glass of milk

[_] 13 = a horse

[_] 14 = a lesbian

[_] 15 = Michael Jackson

[_] 16 = a pickle

[_] 17 = a jew

[_] 18 = a condom

[x] 19 = an orange

[_] 20 = a dildo

[_] 21 = a homeless guy

[_] 22 = a whore

[_] 23 = my crush

[_] 24 = an easter egg

[_] 25 = a jar of honey

[_] 26 = a homo

[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[_] 28 = the kool-aid man

[_] 29 = a stripper

[_] 30 = Paris Hilton

[_] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[_] White = because I love marijuana

[_] Black = because im sexy as hell

[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[_] Purple = because I'm gay

[_] Gray = because I got dared

[x] Other = because that's how I roll

[_] Green = because I'm good in bed

[_] Orange = because I smoke crack

[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[_] Brown = because I had to

I'm an emo brat with a hot girlfriend who farted on an orange because that's how I roll.