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Psychotic Ninja

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  1. 2998 – Bender Bending Rodríguez's earliest memory, mistaken for his birth; Hermes receives again employee of the year award at Planet Express. Amy begins working at Planet Express as an intern for her physics class at "Mars University".

  2. Neither. I've tried both a COD and Battlefield game, neither held my interest long enough. On a side note, the only difference I can tell you between both series (from what I've seen and played) is one has bigger maps, and allows you to drive vehicles.

     

     

    TT: Tall Tale games, or Traveller's Tales?

  3. She's starting to push my button.

     

    That's actually along the lines of the actual quote. Like a translation of a translation close. The actual quote is "She's starting to damage my calm."

     

     

     

    Don’t do, Don’t do, Don’t do it man.

    Don’t pull the thing,

    Don’t tease the Dungeon Master.

     

    Don’t pick your nose,

    Don’t be an ass at midnight.

    Who do they think I am?

     

    Some kind of trap?

     

     

     

    "Dumbest thing you've done as a teenager?"

     

    "I tied ____ to my ____ & _____ to my steering whee, sat with my ____ through the sunroof, and tried to drive my ____ like a _____."

  4. The prospect of folding boxes can initially appear a bit spectacular.However,the actual experience is rarely boring as it at first seems.The dissertation provides countless hours with the opportunity to conduct an in-depth study of a boring job.

     

     

    She's starting to _____ my _____.

  5. Simon: Um, I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… how do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?

    Mal: Listen, you don’t know me, son, so I’m gonna say this once: if I ever kill you, you’ll be awake, you’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.

    Simon: Are you always this sentimental?

    Mal: I had a good day.

  6. I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

  7. "How can you tell her you love her when you can't even fart on her ass?"

     

     

    Post a ______ with blank spots, and the next person has to ____ in the _____.

    Use underscores as ____

    Use as ____ ____ as you like to ____ in a _____

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