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Psychotic Ninja

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  1. The I'm not a communist Rap

    You may think I'm a liar

    You may think I'm a pig

    You may think I'm an idiot

    You may think I'm a communist

    But hang on to your porn star and listen right here

    I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ass

    Hip. Hop. A hip hop bop

    I'm giving you all The Michael Rosen treatment

     

     

     

    "Okay, who is it? Is it the ______? No, it couldn't be. I don't even take my own sloppy-seconds. The _____? Hardly, he looks like he's about ready to crush ____ into diamonds with his sphincter. Oh, could it be _____? Please tell me it's ______."

     

    "Man, it's like a hate-boner triangle."

     

    "____?! Out of the entire list, you picked him?! He wasn't even on the list! _____ was on the list!"

     

    "Wait, why was I—?"

     

    "Halftime entertainment."

     

    "...Frankly, I'm just happy to be ______."

  2. I am the globglo hope of the omniverse!: the Schwabblewobblewibblewabblewobble lightbulb in the darkness! I'm full of Schwibbly-Wibblybacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger. I am the Yeast of the Alpha and the Amiga! and the terror that flaps in the night!

     

     

    "I have to admit this is new ____, this is definitely new! But a _____ is still a monkey! And I've _____ plenty in my day. Millions... Literally millions! What's the matter? Ran out of ____? Cat got your _____? No more words to fail? You think now that you're this so called "_____ ____" that you're better than me? Lord Freeza!? WELL YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your _____! I own this planet! In fact... _____ THIS PLANET!!!"

  3. that you can still earn through gameplay.

     

    That's cool and all, but question: Will it be balanced so that, if microtransactions were taken out, one can still earn those cosmetics and not be a grind (that takes forever)?

  4. I fear no fart, for the fart is my fart! I fear not Mr. President, for our farts is er are strong!

     

     

    "Wait a minute. _____’s teacher is named ‘Krabappel’? Oh, I’ve been calling her ‘Crandall.’ Why didn’t ____ tell me? Ohhh, I’ve been making an ____ out of ____!"

  5. When in the course of an explosion it becomes necessary for women to give birth and to men to fart.

     

     

    "My ____ is not a Communist. He may be a _____, a ____, an _____, a Communist...but he is NOT a ____ ____."

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