Psychotic Ninja

Good lord what is happening in there?!

Naked Grandma.

Naked Grandma? At this time of day, in this part of the house localized entirely within your timezone?!

Yes.

"May I ___ it?"

"No."

"______! The house is on ____!"

"No, Mother. It's just the _____ _____."

"Well, _____, you are an odd fellow but I must say you ____ a good _____."

"Help! Help!"

FiretruckSiren.exe

Bad news: 4Chan becomes the world's government

Good news: You got that dream job you've always wanted, and it pays well.

Exactly as it says on the tin.

Doug's 1st Movie

HEY NOW! YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO masturbate if you fart.

The Epoch from Chrono Trigger, cause who doesn't want a flying time machine?

Repeat

Banned for memes

HEY NOW! YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR underwear ON, GO Play if you fart.

Having to work six days in a row.

The Black Cellphone

2981 - The last known Bone Vampire is killed. Species is declared extinct.

HEY NOW! YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR pants ON, GO Play if you fart.

Just post it, doesn't matter who you are.

Yes, even if you're not a Furry.

Am I weird for not having issues with Furries?

"Oh-ho-ho no, these are patented dumb burgers, and old crazy family dog."

"For steamed _____."

"Yes"

" Yes. And you call them _____ _____ despite the fact that they are obviously _____."

Well, its a strange dialect

Oh yea? What burger?

Upstate downcity.

Well I'm from Uranus and i have never heard the phrase downcity

Oh not an alien, its an American expression.

" I see. You know, these ______ are quite similar to the ones they have at ____ ____"

Hob + LA Noire = Hob Noire

A Zelda esque puzzle game, set in the 1930's, and is black & white.

"origins"

Batman Arkham Origins

"Who you calling buckethead, buckethead?"

Banned for rarely posting here.

Yank out your eyes first, soak them in cold water, so you can safely put them back in when you're finished.

Help, people keep on getting ninja'd by me, how do I stop this?

No, sometimes I air drum in public, when I'm listening to music.

Am I weird for always listening to music, even when sleeping?

Superintendent, I hope your ready for mouthwatering spit!

I thought we were having blood?

Oh no, I said urine! Thats what I call poop!

"You call ____burgers steamed ____?"

! Simple really, first, swim to the shallow end, and repeatedly punch the wall until you fall and land on the ground, you'll be fine.

Halp! There's this giant fish that wants to eat me in Hob, how to I kill it?

City

Coke or Pepsi?

2977 - Amy Wong will be born in two years, on Mars.