Psychotic Ninja

Uhh... Tequila

PS2 or Switch?

Bad News: Riots all around the world, due to everyone fighting over the new queen.

Good News: Everyone is given $300

Is able to find the positives in games, that most consider to be bad.

Queen

Coming into work to find there's nothing for you to do the whole week but you still gotta be there for 8 hours each day to earn money.

That sounds like Heaven to me (seeing as here that means 8 hours of surfing the net)

Hell: Working 6 out of 7 days of the week, full time, and having no free time.

Aliens

Aliens

2936 - A new galaxy is born, Milky Way Jr.

James Pond 2: Robocod + Digimon Adventure = Jame's Digital Adventure: Robocod

James goes on an adventure to fight the evil Robocod.

Having all day (or longer) to relax and do what you want.

Brony Pingas aren't Robotnik's Pootis Bean Machine Drift King Kong nukes eating Fettuchinios derp

Nope

Am I weird for driving with my knees?

AO sex game where you *ahem* ride Sonic.

Shadow of the Colossus

When Terriermon is saying "Momentai", I start drinking.

It was the ____ of ____, it was the blurst of times?!

Rated F for Fullmetal

Banned for being new

Fullmetal Alchemist

Medicine

Coming into work to find out there's a crapton for you to do, two days in a row.

Mako

Banned for having more posts than me.

Brony Rhinocerous aren't with Sean Bean hard Drift King Kong nukes eating Fettuchinios derp

Pet

Digimon Adventure on PSP

President