Alyxx Thorne

I think you should be more scared of me eating you.

Yeah... I won't deny that...

So today, I got drawn into cooking pancakes for my entire senior class. So exhausted right now that it isn't funny. My Stat teacher let me sleep through her class because of how hard I'd been working (she was helping out with the breakfast as well)

At least you did something good. Pancakes are made of awesome.

I appear to have burst into flames.

 

If only everyone could stay this suave while their hydrocarbons were being oxidized...

Only British people can.

Personally, I don't even use melee weapons in most games (I'm surprisingly good at conserving ammo.) I prefer to throw alien insectozoids and have them crawl up the pants of my enemies and bite them to death.

That's the third option.

Woa woa! There's PC games? i just thought this was a device to browse for cat videos...?

I used to be a YouTuber like you, but then I took a meme to the knee.

Reminds me of the Where's Waldo PC game.

Gave up the challenge stuff on BL2 and now just playing BL1 to max out my Siren character.

Playing BL2, trying to get a jackpot challenge on the slot machines. Goddamn is it hard!

Jelly Beans was a euphemism for Respect of the holiness of matrimony and the maintenance of sexual abstinence, as well as marital faithfulness and monogamy.

You lost me at maintance of sexual abstinence.

If my stomach doesn't stop hurting right now I'm gonna punch it in the face.

If your stomach has a face, you need to see the doctor, man.

Excuse me but why would you want jelly beans in a porn?

Rated S for Sexy Depp

Nah, he's not a spambot, he just made an ad topic. Which is still spam but he's not a bot.

Freeman shouldn't genuinely care about Alyx until she proves her worth to him somehow, but he SHOULD hold Eli, Kleiner, and Barney in SOME regard.

 

Absolutely. People seem to be forgetting this:

Barney and Gordon have been friends since Black Mesa. Both would race into Dr. Kleiner's office via the air ducts when he would lock himself out.

 

Can't quite remember when this is actually mentioned in the game, so I took the quote from Half-Life wiki.

I don't think it actually is mentioned in-game since by the time Half-Life was made and released, Valve had no official storyline or backstory actually IN the game and everything was either mentioned in a manual or something.

I don't think it was until Half-Life 2 was made they tried to expand on single characters since HL1 didn't have any single character NPC's outside Gordon and G-Man and all the other NPC's were just clones of each other with identical clothes, looks and voices and there were probably a maximum of 3-4 base models used for scientists and just 1 used for guards (Barney), with one more guard being added in the Opposing Force pack (Otis).

I think it's all in the sauce and spices you use.

Yeap, pretty much. Ketchup solves everything.

Too bad I'm no natural redhead. Hairdyes ftw!

Anyway, just woke up and drinking some coffee, waiting for the mail to arrive.

Yeah, I've wanted a pipe wrench since I played Opposing Force as well.

It's cute at least.

The only thing better than that is Jon St. John's reading of 50 shades of gray.

 

5oUa-3W0BFI

 

Why is this not an audiobook?

The amount of awesome is through the floof

Yeah it's just boring to be honest. I don't mind sex in a fanfic as long as you have a solid story wrapped around it and it's not the main focus because you're writing fiction, not porn.

Franks don't trope to care about.

That does not even make sense...

Don't care about tropes, to be frank.

Alternate title for Patton.

Star Trek Nemesis

Rated b for blue man with ridicilous hat and bubble pipe

Yeah, that's a bit clever actually, but a bit boring.