Alyxx Thorne

Salt.

Cool As Ice

Try to tone down the sexual stuff okay? It's getting a little disgusting and frankly NSFW in here.

It's fine

Being from Norway, I can relate.

The sequel to Full Metal Alchemist, about Edward's new jacket.

Blue Velvet

Banned for tasting like wood

You guys.... all you need to do is control your body.

 

Call me cowardly, but I find the thought of sleep paralysis to be terrifying... I couldn't imagine intentionally causing it. I'm not afraid of the dark whatsoever, I'm moderately afraid of spiders and snakes, but the thought of a hallucinatory Bogey Man bearing down on my chest and paralyzing me is just something I wouldn't induce for anything.

 

Granted, I've always had this slight urge to lucid dream, but I wouldn't use this method if you paid me.

Yeah that's what I'm fearing too. Who knows what fudged up shit my brain would conjure in such a state... and not being able to move or get my brain back together...

I mean, that's not controlling your body, that's LOSING control of your body. That's GIVING UP CONTROL of your body WILLINGLY. WHY would you want that?

Waking up and making coffee again.

I'm sick of people who don't genuinely give a shit about me asking "are you okay"? It's so goddamn annoying.

I can imagine. Kinda hurts when you're trying to show interest in someone's wellbeing and they just brush you off.

I want snow so bad.

As a Wisconsinite this makes me confused, proud, afraid, and gloaty.

That's quite a mix of emotions.

That makes sense since they'd take up space he'd might need for new episodes.

Okay, Doctor Whooves.

What the heck is that thing anyway?

Eh, I learned long ago that controlling your body is impossible.

Banned 'cause it's Halloween and I need a Halloween avatar

I'm more interested in this mystery video than the upcoming Freeman episodes.

Banned cause... happy halloween, dude.

I hate penguins, cocky little bastards. They can't even fly, so I don't get why they think they're the shit. Thank god for Orca Whales and Polar Bears for ridding the Earth of the pricks.

Haha, I agree! Not only that but the movie industry had a whole penguin period for a while. Was a bit annoying.

 

Oh don't remind me of that ridiculousness. Where were the penguin Jackass copy-cats for those movies? I would've loved to wake up and see a news story about how a bunch of penguins just got killed trying to surf, or how they danced so much that orca whales were able to find them from under the ice and break through it. Of course, it wouldn't be a complete story without plenty of pictures of their dismembered corpses and blood. Finally, we'd have an answer to what's black, white, and red all over. Dead fucking penguins, that's what.

 

Coming soon to a theater near you, Massacre of the Penguins! Don't miss it.

I'd totally watch that...

Banned because... awwwww...

If Ross released the raw voice recordings in wav it could really let people with way too much free time have some fun with it.

That would be pretty awesome

I don't know, really. The pros about having an external hard drive is the mobility so for transferring huge files or keeping backups, it's okay, I suppose.

I always mix my vodka with something else even if it's light vodka, simply because I can't stand the taste of vodka on its own.

Banned because I always pictured your avatar tasting like cinnamon buns. Hot and sweet.

I once accidentally lucid dreamt when I was 10. I spent the entire time trying to wake myself up.

That's what happens to me when I have lucid dreams as well.

Making some breakfast and I might head out since I need to go to the store.