Alyxx Thorne

Gabe Newell allegedly said they intended the HL2 episodes to be half-life 3...

I just play it on default settings. No altercations whatsoever, save a FoV increase.

Isn't the default fov of 90 enough?

Conan O'Brian's sex tape.

The Terminator

You're so cute, Shiny. ^_^

Well, technically the Half-Life 2 episodes are Half-Life 3 so... they kinda fucked up...

A BDSM movie.

A Fistful of Dollars

A Final Fantasy christmas special.

Halloween H2O

Banned because... WTF?!

YFW during the autopsy of Michael Jackson, they find out he/she was a hermaphrodite.

Have a good one, Arby. <3

I found this on MobyGames: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/hong-kong-mahjong-pro

Seems to maybe be the Hong Kong Mahjong game you mentioned.

Also found a hit for Trax Robot Wars: http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/trax-the-robot-wars

And here's an ebay link: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=trax+robot+wars&_sacat=0

Seems like Trax Robot Wars is really easy to find and really cheap as well.

While these links won't let you play these games, they give a lot of information about them, such as the companies behind them and which year they came out, and eBay is also a great place to find used games, often obscure ones (I bought Malice for Quake there). I couldn't get any hits on the other titles you mentioned though.

I reckon there were more girls in skimpy clothing with loose morals and low standards there than there will be at this.

I'm afraid hiring prostitutes could get him in trouble with the police.

Judge G-man.

Now that's an interesting thought.

"I am... THE LOG!"

Banned because it is, because then you can actually make bbq food on it.

I wonder what will come first. Black Mesa or Half-Life 4.

Banned because I just want the bbq to burn.

Playing a little Quake before bed.

Hello, nightmares.

Banned because I prefer grapes.

Haha, loved it. ^^

Banned because Doritos are tastier.

Damn I love Quake.

Made that wallpaper myself btw.

If it was a stroke he would sound more like Sylvester Stallone.

Imagine Rambo as the g-man.

Being stuck with a PC without Quake on it.

Drinking coffee and playing Quake.

Coffee! <3