Alyxx Thorne

yfw Battlefield 4 gets released before Black Ops II

What the hell is towel day?

Never leave home without a towel.

It ain't October yet, you filthy Germans.

I buy you a drink.

You sound like Towelie.

Wanna get high?

BTG since I can't stand MNC

Beef or pork?

Banned because I'm tired

Guru

7/10

"There's a reason my lower half is blocked."

"Look at my boobs. Good; you are now my slave."

I approve.

We've had a couple of sunny hot days, but now it's a bit cold and grey.

Making coffee and breakfast.

Now I'm playing some Syndicate.

Try not get too high, too drunk, or too pregnant.

Nobody's perfect.

 

Seriously, don't get preggo >_> I don't want to come here on Tuesday and get hit by a shower of fetuses from those unwanted pregnancies.

I'll do my best, dear... XD

come here on Tuesday and get hit by a shower of fetuses

That does not put a good image in my head. Wow.

 

Yeah Alyxx, don't get pregnant.

Unlike the other images in your head?

Black stretch pants and Pearl Jam t-shirt.

So, are we going to rob zombie banks now?

Didn't know Rob Zombie had any banks.

*ba-dum-tsch*

There's just a lot of JK in Cave, and a lot of Cave in JK. They're more or less the same person.

I think it looks really unique.

Um... I don't see any online/offline stuff in the posts...

Next to the Profile button.

ZDHSbrPZH4A

 

There goes my childhood...

Hell -> You've just seen it.

HL1

Grim Fandango or Monkey Island?

Just so everyone knows, I will be gone from Friday 25th to Monday 28th, due to a music festival in Oslo.

Any rock?

It's mostly electronic music, both pop and harsh electro. I'm not into rock that much.

Try not get too high, too drunk, or too pregnant.

Nobody's perfect.

Just so everyone knows, I will be gone from Friday 25th to Monday 28th, due to a music festival in Oslo.

Plastic

Coke or Pepsi?