Alyxx Thorne

Trying to wake up after a long nap.

That's true but it's all non-obligatory, you don't have to play them.

Pfft.

That would be kinda badass really.

Well, whether you wanna do all the sidequests with the Mako is entirely up to you. on my first playthrough I only stuck to the main quest so I didn't use it all that much.

If you wanna start a roleplay, feel free to do so in Forum Games.

Yeah, I feel ME1 stands on its own, in a good way. It feels like that was the game where they gave their everything.

Well, I like the storylines in both games, but prefer ME1.

Downloading SNES games.

The awkward moment when you realize your best friend is turning you on.

Banned for not having boobs

"What the...?"

If you need anything or have any questions, don't hesitate to send me a PM. I'm online pretty much on a daily basis.

Welcome, Estophelen. You'll fit in here just fine.

That's something they did well with Duke Nukem Forever, making you feel like you actually had a body. Anyway, I'm hyped about this game for sure.

Indeed, I strongly recommend playing ME1 before ME2.

Banned because you have purple skin.

WHAT BLACK MS PAINT MAGIC IS THIS?!

Yep, supposed to hurt. It's like those special attacks in old beat'em-ups.

Hey, how do YOU know my secret language? And btw, you just said my pussy looks like a beaver... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Banned because his sole is stuck to his foot

First try and she's already better than my grandmother! Worst part is I don't even have a license.

Sexy, but I think you got the age wrong. XD

Aww, I understand. I really enjoy our chats though.

And not a fuck was given that day you know, you may have hurt my feelings. I work very hard to make sure everything i say interests you! I spent my entire last year of my life researching ways to create relevant points that will make you think i'm interesting! and for you to just turn around and say that...I...*cries* Anyway, I love cheese fries. they are the greatest thing right next to bottled coffee. Speaking of coffee, how come YOU aren't on Steam anymore?