Alyxx Thorne

Indeed, I strongly recommend playing ME1 before ME2.

Banned because you have purple skin.

WHAT BLACK MS PAINT MAGIC IS THIS?!

Yep, supposed to hurt. It's like those special attacks in old beat'em-ups.

Hey, how do YOU know my secret language? And btw, you just said my pussy looks like a beaver... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Banned because his sole is stuck to his foot

First try and she's already better than my grandmother! Worst part is I don't even have a license.

Sexy, but I think you got the age wrong. XD

Aww, I understand. I really enjoy our chats though.

And not a fuck was given that day you know, you may have hurt my feelings. I work very hard to make sure everything i say interests you! I spent my entire last year of my life researching ways to create relevant points that will make you think i'm interesting! and for you to just turn around and say that...I...*cries* Anyway, I love cheese fries. they are the greatest thing right next to bottled coffee. Speaking of coffee, how come YOU aren't on Steam anymore?

Yeah, that's my point.

10/10 Hawt

Snake

I prefer Command & Conquer personally.

Worst thing is that it's getting rare on PC as well.

Banned for having an onion.

10/10 You're walking in Memphis

Congrats, Kirky.

Yeah, I really need to play more PC games.

Lost my internet for a while. >_<

His face when Skyrim was released.

http://www.screwattack.com/news/girls-and-their-games There are very likely a lot of female Modern Warfare gamers. I am one of them.

You see Michael Jackson in your mirror.

My intro to Half-Life was with the 2000/2001 budget release by Sierra, which also was the WON version. My mind was blown to pieces.

Yup, it would be like removing rocket jumping from Quake.