Alyxx Thorne

Indeed, I strongly recommend playing ME1 before ME2.

Banned because you have purple skin.

WHAT BLACK MS PAINT MAGIC IS THIS?!

Yep, supposed to hurt. It's like those special attacks in old beat'em-ups.

All I see when I look at a foreign language is something like this:

 

"Ubby dubby entransica bimble bumb skreeda longerbowl fizz, kalifa utilitymuffin. Wub wub skrillex popcornballs frumple doolan miggy bong."

Hey, how do YOU know my secret language?

And btw, you just said my pussy looks like a beaver...

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Banned because his sole is stuck to his foot

450th page get

Meanwhile, in Norway, Alyxx attempts to drive a tow truck:

 

First try and she's already better than my grandmother!

Worst part is I don't even have a license.

Sexy, but I think you got the age wrong. XD

Aww, I understand. I really enjoy our chats though.

Also Random, you're offline on steam. i don't think I've seen you offline since I've known you...

And not a fuck was given that day

 

you know, you may have hurt my feelings. I work very hard to make sure everything i say interests you! I spent my entire last year of my life researching ways to create relevant points that will make you think i'm interesting! and for you to just turn around and say that...I...*cries*

 

Anyway, I love cheese fries. they are the greatest thing right next to bottled coffee.

Speaking of coffee, how come YOU aren't on Steam anymore?

Yeah, that's my point.

10/10

Hawt

Snake

I prefer Command & Conquer personally.

Worst thing is that it's getting rare on PC as well.

Banned for having an onion.

10/10

You're walking in Memphis

Congrats, Kirky.

You know, Alyxx, you should really think about getting into PC gaming.

Yeah, I really need to play more PC games.

Also Random, you're offline on steam. i don't think I've seen you offline since I've known you...

Lost my internet for a while. >_<

His face when Skyrim was released.

http://www.screwattack.com/news/girls-and-their-games

There are very likely a lot of female Modern Warfare gamers. I am one of them.

You see Michael Jackson in your mirror.

My intro to Half-Life was with the 2000/2001 budget release by Sierra, which also was the WON version.

My mind was blown to pieces.

Yup, it would be like removing rocket jumping from Quake.