Alyxx Thorne

I've never had mead, but I know it's supposedly delicious and was as popular as beer back in the viking days.

Mmmm... I love elk meat, especially with gravy and potatoes for dinner. Lots of elk hunting going on lately? Ah, the Freeman diet. Two shots of vodka for breakfast and a bag of Doritos for lunch.

Getting ready for bed.

Bologna and cheese sandwhiches and a glass of orange juice.

Well, we talk about what the topics are about, but I guess that's what some people do.

10/10

It gets easier the more you play it though.

You play DoW2 enough to have the trainer on your desktop?

Making some dinner.

I thought the game was damn hard when I played it the first time. I died a LOT and had to take a lot of pauses. Especially the boss battles I thought were challenging and it actually felt rewarding and good to beat them, I got a lot of great adrenaline kicks from it. I don't agree at all that this game is not fast paced or boring in any way. When this game came out I played it almost ritualistically for several months. It was really hard to put down and I dare to say it's one of the games where I've actually gone hunting for achievements, something I've NEVER done with ANY other game, not even Half-Life 2. Maybe it's because I'm a really die-hard Duke fan, or just because I have bad taste, but DNF is one of my favourite games ever.

5/10

Making breakfast, talking to my boyfriend, the usual stuff.

Yeah, Duke being given a blowjob by identical twins at the start of the game, the kinky bondage scenes in the hive and not to mention the glory hole later on are definitely child friendly. Uhm... come again? One level of the game is DEDICATED to a strip club. I thought the game had TONS of bad puns and all of them memorable.

Here's my current one. I like that wallpaper a lot.

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Jack Daniel's on the rocks.

But whether a game is fun or awesome is entirely subjective. A game that is trash to some might be a gem to one person (Duke Nukem Forever, case and point). Therefore you can NOT judge a game based on reviews because the reviews don't reflect the quality of the game itself, only the experience of the reviewer and his thoughts on it. In the end, whether you enjoy a game or not depends entirely on yourself and your taste.

I always judge a game on its own merits rather than comparing it to anything else. I think drawing comparisons to other games is a cowardly way to say a game is "bad". If I can have fun with a game and enjoy it on its own, why compare it to anything?

1/10 Don't see any stick parkour.

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Judging by the fact I gave DNF a good review, I think I'm not much of a critic when it comes to games. As long as I enjoy them I don't care about criticism.

That's pretty awesome

Well, tea and tea... Do you have any favourites?

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna like it.

Chuck Norris is overrated, lol