Alyxx Thorne

5/10

Making breakfast, talking to my boyfriend, the usual stuff.

Yeah, Duke being given a blowjob by identical twins at the start of the game, the kinky bondage scenes in the hive and not to mention the glory hole later on are definitely child friendly. Uhm... come again? One level of the game is DEDICATED to a strip club. I thought the game had TONS of bad puns and all of them memorable.

Here's my current one. I like that wallpaper a lot.

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Jack Daniel's on the rocks.

But whether a game is fun or awesome is entirely subjective. A game that is trash to some might be a gem to one person (Duke Nukem Forever, case and point). Therefore you can NOT judge a game based on reviews because the reviews don't reflect the quality of the game itself, only the experience of the reviewer and his thoughts on it. In the end, whether you enjoy a game or not depends entirely on yourself and your taste.

I always judge a game on its own merits rather than comparing it to anything else. I think drawing comparisons to other games is a cowardly way to say a game is "bad". If I can have fun with a game and enjoy it on its own, why compare it to anything?

1/10 Don't see any stick parkour.

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Judging by the fact I gave DNF a good review, I think I'm not much of a critic when it comes to games. As long as I enjoy them I don't care about criticism.

That's pretty awesome

Well, tea and tea... Do you have any favourites?

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna like it.

Chuck Norris is overrated, lol

Yeah, you're probably lucky. At least my dad is the whole reason I got into computers to begin with, so he knows a lot about them.

Well, nobody has used Unicorn yet.

Watching Clannad and relaxing.

My mother is at least somewhat knowledgeable about comps, since she works with them.

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Be brave...

The game is made for DOS, that might be the problem. You can probably use DOSBox to run it though, it's a 486 emulator for modern systems.

Coca-cola and Mountain Dew? XD

Nooope, never had that. Just had some fish and fries.