Alyxx Thorne

Ruby Rod is hard and lonely. Fuck the beast with Devastation of farts

Banned for having the cutest avatar. Depends on the pumpkins

Ketchup

Working on the Voeld quests.

Coffee

Is nice enough to always welcome me home when I get back from work

Ruby Rod is lost and horny. Fuck the beast with Devastation of Musculation

(after having sex) "Didn't do jack shit."

Badass lighting Doom 3

Correct! Dragonball Z A movie about a guy who starts hallucinating from watching TV.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant.

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How I look like immideately after showering: How I look like the moment I step outside into the Norwegian winter climate:

Hits on me.

Subnautica + Mass Effect Andromeda = Mass Effect Subnautica The series takes an entirely new spin as Shepard goes where no Shephard has gone before. The deep sea! Fighting underwater lobsters instead of space lobsters and making deals with a short-lived amphibian people and blue fish ladies makes so much more contextual sense now.

Nah that's normal. Am I weird for getting off to Invader Zim?

2890 - Selous becomes a brony

Nope. Don't have a license and I'm a pacifist. Wouldn't mind owning a replica though. Pv61yEcOqpw

Cops

Granted but you're now unable to enjoy your work. I wish I wouldn't put on weight from eating chocolate.

Waking up without shower milk (or conditioner).

Ass Effect Alternate title for Tomb Raider. I'd watch that. <3