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Alyxx Thorne

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  1. To Obsidian: You buy a pack of cigs and sign up for the army.

    To JC: You become a rapper who writes lyrics about money, easy women and power over people.

     

    I have an oreo cookie stuck in my nose. How do I get it out?

  2. Put on Barbie Girl by Aqua. I promise you won't be hearing anything else in your head the rest of the day.

     

    My dog keeps acting like it wants to copulate with me. How do I get it to stop?

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