Alyxx Thorne

Alyxx, this is the critical question:

 

Did the quality of the game warrant the fourteen-year development time? Is that what you expected after fourteen years?

 

I've not played the game, but in my eyes there's nothing they could do to make up for that time; I would expect nothing but sheer perfection from a game that took that long to make. You said that it's "what you expected from a Duke game" but I think that people were expecting something more than a Duke game after all those years. I think that's why it got slaughtered by reviewers.

Yeah, definitely. Undoubtedly 14 years of development builds up expectations that the final product never could surpass. It was definitely not worth the waiting time.

But is it a bad game? Not at all. I truly enjoy it.

I feel like the only person on earth who truly enjoys the vanilla game.

I agree. Nice collection!

I'm so gonna get the Duke Parody pack.

It probably is a kevlar sweater.

Realizing I've played Duke Nukem Forever for 69 hours.

I see spam though.

Playing BioShock on survivor, no vita-chambers, no quest arrow, with the game really dark.

 

Wow this actually is hard and scary.

That's what Frankenstein's bride said.

Rainy today.

If by canned lunch meat you mean SPAM, then yes.

That's basically what I see in this thread.

Oh we have sushi, just not very common around where I live. I guess they have sushi restaurants in Oslo.

Banned for banning everyone.

Bad idea: Placing ideas in people's dreams.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien Turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat

Banned for joining last year.

"I better calm down, I don't want a repeat of monday!"

 

What happened monday???

You don't wanna know.

PC all the way. Steve Jobs can kiss my butt. And lick it as well. And then beg to lick it more.

Coffee or tea?

Oooh, I want that DLC more than the 4-weapon patch. XD

Duke Nukem Forever again, waiting for Deus Ex HR to come out.

I have lunch around 2 PM.

Banned for not getting a score in your sig-Pong.

Flesh destroying slippers.

Rambo or Rocky?

Good idea: Maniacal laughter when you conquer the world.

Banned for using italic.