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Alyxx Thorne

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  1. (Seems we are writing a squirrelking fanfic here)

     

    Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon to jump on top of lung and use wepon

  2. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar, instead buying teletubbies which caused Gordon

  3. Alan Wake WAS supposed to come out on PC, but Microsoft, being the douchebags they usually are, made it an XBOX exclusive. That sort of decisions just piss me off. I mean, there's NO reason it wouldn't be released on PC, none at all. It would've increased their profit, it would've made them connect better with PC owners and it would've made me able to friggin' play the damn thing.

     

    What were they thinking?

  4. Why has this thread turned into a confessions thread of our first times? I thought this was about Gay people and Straight people? Thats just TMI... I would never tell the public my first time let alone a forum.

    This thread is about sexuality. I think that's a broader subject than just gay and straight people. And nobody is forcing anyone to talk about their sexual debut.

  5. You're pondering not buying it because it's NOT Bethesda? The only thing Bethesda did about Fallout 3 was make the engine, and they didn't even do that, they just modified it. The rest is either taken from or inspired by Black Isle's original universe and rules. There's nothing particurarily "Bethesdian" about it.

     

    And from what I've heard, and what Wikipedia tells me, Obsidian Entertainment is actually founded by most of the guys from Black Isle, meaning that Fallout New Vegas is actually made by the guys who invented the franchise to begin with. If that is not a stamp of quality, then I don't know what is.

  6. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up! Right after the tornado hit Minnesota, God said he just can not live without doughnuts. Tacoman came by briefly and then all dougnuts begun raining down from a flotating pig made of bacon

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