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One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up! Right after the tornado hit Minnesota, God said he
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New Valve IP? New Valve creepy IP if you ask me.
Alyxx Thorne replied to Julie's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
And I am now pink. -
Favorite Portal 2 Quotes or Moments (Spoilers)
Alyxx Thorne replied to GoodOddsAgainst's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
It sort of makes my head spin though. If you fire all 3 portals at once, which one are you gonna come out of if you jump into one? It's already established there is no specific enter or exit portal. -
Half-life story discussion (May contain spoilers)
Alyxx Thorne replied to lemon_powered's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
There's no guarantee, but I'd say it's very likely. And that's probably an understatement... XD -
One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a
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Elegant Machinery - Things I'm Saying [Degraded Faces, 1991]
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Doing a massive FLAC rip of my CD's.
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I am a year older than I was yesterday...
Alyxx Thorne replied to BTGBullseye's topic in Free-For-All
Well, who knows, maybe you'll see one in all the possible years you have left? -
In my opinion multiplayer has always been there, it has never been the death of single player in my opinion. There will always be single player games and multiplayer games, something for each taste.
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Favorite Portal 2 Quotes or Moments (Spoilers)
Alyxx Thorne replied to GoodOddsAgainst's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
Three-portal device makes no sense actually. It's another paradox. -
Half-life story discussion (May contain spoilers)
Alyxx Thorne replied to lemon_powered's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
Just confirms what I've been saying all along. And I already knew this since they haven't released any new episodic game since Episode 2. And that was, what, 3-4-5 years ago now? -
Madrugada - Vocal
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Who wants chowder?!
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Honestly, WHAT shift to multiplayer? Almost every game I've played lately has had its focus on the single player. Portal 2, Bulletstorm, Need For Speed Hot Pursuit, all of them I've played have I played mostly single player. Maybe I'm just not into CoD, WoW or other multiplayer titles enough to speak for the mainstream but honestly, I don't feel any shift at all. Single player games are still as important as ever.
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I agree completely. I did the same thing when I made my Norwegian subtitles. I tried not translating it literally, but give it a Norwegian feeling and character so that Norwegians can more easily relate to it.
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Favorite Portal 2 Quotes or Moments (Spoilers)
Alyxx Thorne replied to GoodOddsAgainst's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
Wheatley: "Oh there's lots of boys down there. Handsome good-looking boys who haven't seen a woman in years." Me: "OH! BOYS! *jumps in and gets the achievement*" ... Yeah, I'm easily tricked that way. -
One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales
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About to go to bed. My best friend beat me in a RA3 match.
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Snort Cherry Coke.
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We have mother's day in Feb.
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When I had sex with my first guy, he was 16 and I was 18. Any lower than that I'd never go.
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You want some cyanide pills? I have some laying around here... Cyanide, aspartam, there's no difference. =P
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Death, Pleasure, and what makes us Human
Alyxx Thorne replied to thedude190's topic in Serious Topic Discussion
I can imagine the terrorists running around like those aliens in Mars Attacks with their heads popping like eggs in a microwave. -
Favorite Portal 2 Quotes or Moments (Spoilers)
Alyxx Thorne replied to GoodOddsAgainst's topic in Valve Games / Valve Stuff
The giant door with the little one behind it was one of the biggest "lol" moments of my life.