Alyxx Thorne

The malfunctioning turrets were funny.

It might be very likely, yes.

It is hinted at that GLaDOS started out as a copy of Caroline's brain, but eventually evolved into her own entity, so no, Caroline and GLaDOS are not the same person.

a-ha - Stay On These Roads a-ha - The Blood That Moves the Body

I don't kill people. Coffee does.

Never found any interest in him.

I don't think Michael Jackson kept his voice high because he wanted to be a woman, but because he wanted to be a boy.

Obviously it's gonna come out eventually, so I would advice everyone to just remain patient. We know Valve really cares about giving us the best games possible.

Wheatley, even after he turns evil.

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of nasty people with pink lightsabers started to roll around, energy fluxes exploding

Mmmm... they should sell Coca Cola with water flavor.

I kind of prefer Mark Gecko. But who am I to cast judgement?

Fat kills.

I am 50/50

Justin Bieber is so handsome. <3 <3 <3 Ok, now you're starting to frighten me...

Ah, so you are a girl. I knew it all along.

Norway actually used the same language as Iceland before the Danish invaded us and changed our national language to theirs, which we in turn changed into our current language after we became independent. Today, Norwegian Bokmål can be considered a variation on Danish while Norwegian Nynorsk is actually based on dialects and words spoken by Norwegians. Due to the structure of the land, the dialects spoken in Norway vary greatly from one another and some even contain unique words.

Considering the development time of Half-Life 2, does it really come as a surprise to people? Stop expecting another episode already. With this kind of development time it's obviously going to be a whole new game. I find it likely Half-Life 3 will be using a brand new iteration of the engine, one that surpasses Portal 2 and L4D2 by lightyears.

And there he is. The devil in disguise.

One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. He then took a companion cube and walked slowly towards a missile at snail speed. All of this was an evil plan made by some incredibly insidious retard walking away. MIKURU BEAM he shouted out loud while listening to the annoying ramblings caused by a massive outcry from a 10 year old hacker who was a sith lord from a galaxy filled with portals. And everybody lived happily but they had no longer a soul with a very large energy flux, then all kinds of

I'm a girl on the internet. We can all be girls on the internet.

What I want to know is... why Hamburglar? Do you have a special relationship with MacDonalds mascots?

I personally never understood the mania of TrackMania. It seemed to be a short trend among my fellow students in high school where everyone were playing it for some odd reason. Personally I can't wait for Duke Nukem Forever... forever.

Playing through Portal 2 again. Looking for secrets.

I think that's the main reason people are blaming Sony for the attack. But I think all systems, no matter how safe, all have a hole to exploit. It's just a matter of finding it.