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Pinkie Pie

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  1. hi! welcome to the world son! guess what? we have freedom of speech, but whoa-ho hold on a minute, it's not complete freedom, well you see son for the first two years of your life swearing will be kinda funny, but the next 16 years of your life, if you swear..well... we'll kick your ass...now i know i just swore, but that's the hypocrisy, i'm an adult and i will always have that security blanket to warm up too while i'm swearing up a storm beating the shit out of you for cussing. oh i almost forgot, your mommy and i are sexually active..meaning*ahem* we fool around..but we're gonna be preaching to you that sex before marriage is evil, even though i was with your mother on the second date. one last thing...we know you're gonna discover porn at one point in your life, if i catch you watching it, i'll turn a blind eye to it...because frankly..i don't want you to be a serial killer. your mom apparently does though, so you have to learn to be a ninja with that shit because she. will. bitch! you out for hours, then daddy'll have to pretend to be pissed. well, i gotta give you to mommy, now good luck with puberty and random erections and all that...

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    oh btw i don't like censorship.

    also no sexism intended. this could've just as easily been said by the mother.

    My childhood in a nutshell. :/

  2. War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said. The entire forum attacked Username for no raisin! Epsilon was shocked as much as Psychotic Tomato. He headshotted Epsilon, then Psychotic Tomato. Psychotic Ninja was on his coffee break when pirates came to steal his golden spoon. "SPOOOOOON!" yelled Psycho Ninja, who loves kitchen utensils. With his magic he summoned ponies which he killed. The aforementioned pirates are goat fuckers.

    "WHAT THE FUCK" in walked Freeman.

  3. The art styles adorable but I...just...can't bring myself to watch it. Maybe I'm too straight. Any tips?

    You can't be to gay/straight to watch it.

    Also, this is the first time I've ever seen you in FFA. :lol:

    I poke around. I'm usually in the Freeman's Mind section.

  4. ... And then I find out that a load of people on here browse 4chan.

    I could never get into it. It's like Facebook, I just never had the will to constantly check it. The Accursed Farms forums, now that's a different story.

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