Pinkie Pie

Princess Cadance: INVITE ME

Princess Cadance: STEAM WENT ALL BATSHIT

Princess Celestia: I CAN'T

Princess Celestia: THE FUCKIN

Princess Celestia: STEAM

Princess Celestia: IT WON'T LET ME DO IT

Your chat with Princess Cadance is now a multi-user chat.

Princess Cadance: I'LL DO IT THEN GAAA

Princess Luna entered chat.

Princess Luna: This works

Princess Cadance: HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Celestia: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Princess Luna: YOU DO NOTHING

Princess Luna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

Princess Luna: HOW HARD IT IS

Princess Luna: TO RAISE THAT MOTHERFUCKING MOON

Princess Luna: EVERY NIGHT

Princess Luna: ALL YOU DO

Princess Celestia: PLEASE

Princess Luna: IS BANG EVERYONE YOU CAN FIND WEARING A UNIFORM

Princess Cadance: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE TWILIGHT BEHAVE

Princess Celestia: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUN??

Princess Celestia: MOTHERFUCKIN HOT THING

Princess Celestia: I HAVE TO TOUCH THAT

Princess Celestia: WITH MAGIC

Princess Cadance: ^That's what she said

Princess Celestia: SHUT UP WHORE

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE NOT FAMILY

Princess Luna: ARE YOU SHITTING ME? MOON ROCKS ARE FUCKING POISONOUS. ONE SLIP UP AND MY ASS HAS MOON ROCK POISONIN

Princess Celestia: HELLO???

Princess Celestia: FIRE!!

Princess Celestia: BLAZING HEAT!!

Princess Cadance: ^CATHERINE BRING MY MEDICINE

Princess Luna: FIRE IS CURED WITH WATER

Princess Luna: POISON IS NOT

Princess Celestia: GO BABYSIT TWILIGHT CADANCE

Princess Cadance: HELOOOOOO, TWILIGHT

Princess Luna: YEAH

Princess Celestia: THAT'S ALL YOUR GOOD FOR

Princess Luna: THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD AT

Princess Celestia: DON'T COPY ME

Princess Celestia: FUCVKVK

Princess Luna: AGREED SISTER

Princess Cadance: TWILIGHT CAN FUCKING DEAFEAT AN URSA MINOR

Princess Celestia: I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO THE MOON

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: I CAN BUILD AN URSA MINOR

Princess Luna: I CAN BUILD AN URSA MAJOR

Princess Luna: ON THE MOON

Princess Cadance: I AM A PROFESSIONAL PRONSTAR I TAKE A OFFENSE

Princess Luna: AND THEN CRASH THAT MOON

Princess Luna: INTO YOUR OVERSTRETCHED VAGINA

Princess Cadance: NO ONE CARES IF I TAKE 5 COCKS AT ONCE SHUT UP

Princess Celestia: OF COURSE NO ONE CARES

Princess Celestia: KNOW WHY?

Princess Luna: THEY DO WHEN THEIR BALLS TOUCH YOU DIRTY HORSE

Princess Celestia: BECAUSE EVERYONES KNOWN

Princess Celestia: FOR EONS!!

Princess Luna: EVERYONE'S BEEN ON THAT PARTICULAR TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK, SO I'VE HEARD

Princess Celestia: EEEEEOOOOONNNNSSS

Princess Luna: AND YOU AREN'T MODEST EITHER

Princess Cadance: YOUR ONE TO TALK YOU FATASS CELESTIA

Princess Luna: YOU KNOW THE WORST PART ABOUT SLEEPING DURING THE DAY?

Princess Luna: I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SCREAMING AT NIGHT

Princess Celestia: DO YOU NEVER SLEEP

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE UP DURING MY SHIFT

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE UP DURING HER SHIFT

Princess Cadance: IT TAKES TWICE THE AMOUNT OF POWER THAN IT TAKES TO LIFT THE SUN JUST TO LIFT YOUR FAT ASS OF THE FLOOR

Princess Celestia: WHAT IS EVEN YOUR ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO

Princess Luna: Bahaha

Princess Luna: As a side note

Princess Cadance: MAKE LOVE

Princess Luna: I lol'd hard at that last one from Cadance

Princess Celestia: I CAN SEE THAT

Princess Luna: Anyway

Princess Luna: LET'S SEE

Princess Luna: WE HAVE THE SUN

Princess Luna: WE HAVE THE MOON

Princess Cadance: I AM THE ELEMENT OF SEX

Princess Celestia: SHUT UP LUNA I'M TRYING TO ARGUE WITH MY NIECE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY COVERING UP MY OWN FLAWS

Princess Luna: AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE...OH WAIT

Princess Luna: NOTHING

Princess Cadance: I HAVE DICKS

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T EVEN GET A FLOWING MANE YOU OLD HORSE

Princess Celestia: YEAH

Princess Cadance: YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN

Princess Celestia gasp

Princess Celestia: I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SPEAK OF THAT

Princess Cadance: WELL WE DID

Princess Luna: NOT OF TOM

Princess Celestia: I TRUSTED YOU CADANCE

Princess Luna: NEVER OF TOM

Princess Celestia: HOW COULD YOU

Princess Luna: HMM

Princess Luna: WE BELIEVE THAT WE SHALL SIT THIS ONE OUT

Princess Cadance: BECAUSE I LIKE LUNA BETTER

Princess Luna: AND PROCEED TO THE ROYAL POPCORN MACHINE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT

Princess Celestia: AT LEAST MY VAGINA DOESN'T SMELL LIKE RUBBER AND PENIS

Princess Cadance: AT LEAST LUNA DOESN'T INSULT ME AS MUCH

Princess Luna: (Bahaha)

Princess Celestia: AT LEAST MY FLANK HAS MORE TO BE APPRECIATED

Princess Luna: NOT OUT OF AFFECTION DEAREST

Princess Luna: IT'S SIMPLY EASIER TO LET SISTER DO THE WORK

Princess Celestia: YEAH WHAT SHE SA-

Princess Celestia: rood luna

Princess Celestia: rood

Princess Luna: How so?

Princess Celestia: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE HALF THE WORKLOAD

Princess Celestia: CADANCE IS JUST A SUPPORT ROLE

Princess Celestia: THE RED MAGE TO OUR WARRIORS

Princess Cadance: AT LEAST MY VAGINA IS EVEN ACCESIBLE; YOURS IS ONLY REACHED BY SCOOPING THROUGH GALLONS OF BUTT FAT

Princess Luna: TRUE, BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK ATTEND THE NIGHT COURT? I END UP PLAYING XBOX LIVE WITH THE ROYAL GUARDS MOST OF THE TIME

Princess Cadance: I FUCK THEM AFTERWARDS

Princess Luna: WELL YOU FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

Princess Celestia: THAT WHICH YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR HAS MUCH BETTER REWARDS THAN THOSE YOU CAN EASILY GET INTO

Princess Luna: YOU EVEN FUCKED RAINBOW DASH BECAUSE I COULD HEAR HER SCREAMING SPITFIRES NAME FROM YOUR TOWER

Princess Celestia: BAHAHA

Princess Cadance: I ALSO FUCKED SPITFIRE

Princess Luna: WHO SCREAMED SOARIN'S NAME

Princess Cadance: SO THAT'S IRRELIVANT

Princess Luna: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET A PONY TO SCREAM YOUR NAME

Princess Cadance: I FUCKED HIM TOO

Princess Celestia: YOU ARE SUCH A HUSSY

Princess Celestia: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU

Princess Cadance: YOU HAVE BEEN FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES

Princess Luna: THAT'S WHY ON YOUR WEDDING DAY I HAD TO PULL A PICTURE OF A HOTTER MARE OFF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD AFTER SHINING ARMOR TAPED IT THERE

Princess Cadance: THAT WAS TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED

Princess Cadance: AND IT WORKED

Princess Luna: FROM WHAT

Princess Luna: I WAS GOING TO BED YOU BIRTH DEFECT

Princess Celestia: ELEMENT OF SEX

Princess Cadance: FROM ME BEAUTIFUL PUSSY

Princess Celestia: SEX ISN'T EVEN AN ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: LOVE ISN'T AN ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: HEART IS A FUCKING ELEMENT

Princess Celestia: AND IT'S THE SHITTIEST ONE

Princess Cadance: NEITHER IS THE SUN OR THE MOON

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: THIS WORLD DOESN'T WORK

Princess Luna: WITHOUT THE FUCKING SUN

Princess Luna: OR THE FUCKING MOON

Princess Luna: WHAT DO YOU DO?

Princess Celestia: WE CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT LOVE

Princess Luna: PLACEHOLDER!

Princess Celestia: YOU EVER HEARD OF HATEFUCKING?

Princess Celestia: IT'S RUN ON PURE LUST

Princess Celestia: LLUUUSTTT

Princess Cadance: THE ELEMENTS ARE EARTH WIND AND FIRE

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: YOU MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GOOD

Princess Celestia: THE SUN IS FULL OF FIRE

Princess Luna: I CAN MAKE FUCKING LIGHTING STORMS OUT OF NOWHERE

Princess Celestia: I CAN FUCKING

Princess Celestia: SLIGHTLY HEAT UP THE WORLD

Princess Celestia: BETTER TURN ON YOUR AC CADANCE

Princess Cadance: I CAN MAKE FUCKING CUM HURRICANES OUT OF NOWHERE

Princess Celestia: IT'S BOUT TO GET BLAZIN

Princess Luna: OH WE KNOW

Princess Luna: THAT'S WHY WE PUT A FUCKING TARP OVER YOUR WINDOW AT NIGHT

Princess Cadance: ^bahahaha

Princess Celestia: How does that even work?

Princess Luna: Every time we get started

Princess Celestia: HOW DO YOU SUMMON CUM HURRICANES

Princess Luna: this ends up in the random thread

Princess Cadance: I FLASH MYSELF

Princess Luna: OH MYSELF SISTER, WHY DID YOU ASK

Princess Cadance: BOOM

Princess Cadance: INSTANT CUM SHOWER

Princess Luna: IS THIS WHY WE NEVER SEE THE SAME PONY ENTERING YOUR ROOM TWICE?

Princess Celestia: Except for Shining Armor.

Princess Luna: IT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN WHY WE HAVE TO CALL IN THE PAINT CREWS EVERY WEEK. THEY DEMANDED HAZARD PAY, BUT REFUSED TO EXPLAIN WHY

Princess Cadance: SO MUCH CUM, IN FACT, THAT I REGULARLY HAVE TO PUMP OUT MY ROOM

Princess Celestia: I DON'T THINK ANY SPEAK OF ELEMENTS HAS EVER BROUGHT UP SEMEN

Princess Luna: AT THIS POINT I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT CADANCE ISN'T AGREEING WITH US

Princess Cadance: DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY I BOUGHT A SUMP PUMP

Princess Celestia: NOT REALLY

Princess Luna: NO AND I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Princess Cadance: THAT WAS TO DEAL WITH THE 8 INCHES OF BONER JUICE ON MY CARPET

Princess Luna: ^ohwhatdafuq

Princess Celestia: Inches?

Princess Celestia: You MEASURED IT??

Princess Cadance: MAYBE

Princess Celestia: HOW DO YOU MEASURE JUICE

Princess Celestia: EUGH

Princess Luna: I BELIEVE SHE COLLECTS SAMPLES SISTER

Princess Cadance: THAT'S HOW DEEP IT WAS

Princess Luna: FORTUNATELY, SHE LABELS THEM IN THE REFRIGERATOR

Princess Celestia: IS THAT WHAT THOSE JARS ARE FILLED WITH???

Princess Cadance: I HAD TO WADE THROUGH IT

Princess Luna: OH PLEASE

Princess Luna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

Princess Luna: HOW HARD IT IS

Princess Luna: TO FIND THE MILK

Princess Luna: IN THAT PROVERBIAL MINEFIELD

Princess Celestia: NO

Princess Celestia: BECAUSE I NEVER COME OVER TO CADANCE'S HOUSE

Princess Celestia: BECAUSE SHES SUCH A SLUTTY WHORE

Princess Luna: BITCH DOESN'T EVEN GET A TOWER AT THE CASTLE

Princess Cadance: I EVEN PUT SOME IN THE MILK BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF JARS

Princess Luna: WE JUST THREW HER IN A STORAGE CLOSET NEAR THE KITCHEN AND DRESSED IT UP IN A COUPLE TAPESTRIES

Princess Celestia: OH GOD

Princess Celestia: I MEAN OH ME

Princess Cadance: AND YOU DRANK IT ANYWAY

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Celestia: YOU MAY BE INFECTED

Princess Luna: WE WERE HOPING THE THICK STONE WALLS WOULD MUTE HER SCREAMS

Princess Luna: NAY SISTER

Princess Luna: I AM PREPARED

Princess Luna: I KNOW HER TRICKS

Princess Celestia: PREPATED FOR WHAT

Princess Celestia: PREPARED*

Princess Cadance: FOR MY ONSLAUGHT OF PUSSY

Princess Luna: I REFUSE TO SUCCUMB TO HER DISGUSTING BREED OF TRICKERY

Princess Luna: I SWITCHED HER BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WITH TIC TACS, HOWEVER

Princess Celestia: o_O

Princess Cadance: I PUT SEMEN ALL OVER YOUR TAMPONS

Princess Celestia: THAT MEANS SHE CAN BREED

Princess Luna: DO NOT BE ALARMED SISTER

Princess Luna: WE HAVE CONTINGENCY PLANS IN PLACE TO REMOVE HER SPAWN AND TO EDUCATE THEM IN A SAFE LOCATION

Princess Celestia: BUT THE CUM HURRICANES

Princess Luna: CANNOT PENETRATE STONES

Princess Cadance: CALL S.W.A.T. I"VE DONE IT BEFORE

Princess Luna: THEY CAN ONLY LEAVE THEM

Princess Luna: AHAHA!

Princess Luna: YOU ARE HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY AREN'T YOU?

Princess Cadance: YES

Princess Luna: YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE REAL TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

Princess Celestia: BITCH JUST USE CAPS LOCK

Princess Luna: AND YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN US

Princess Celestia: IT'S WAY EASIER ON THE HOOVES

Princess Cadance: BITCH CAPS LOCK IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE

Princess Luna: BITCH, DON'T TALK TO US ABOUT LAZY

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T DO SHIT

Princess Celestia: I CAN IMAGINE, THE ONE THING I CAN SAY ABOUT YOU IS YOU GET A LOT OF EXERCIIIISEEE

Princess Cadance: YOU DON'T EITHER

Princess Celestia: OOOOOOH

Princess Luna: ALL YOU DO IS BANG EVERY GUY WHO ISN'T SCARED AWAY BY THE SMELL OF DEAD RATS

Princess Cadance: ^I KNOW, RIGHT? YOU SCARE SO MANY HUNKS OUT OF THE CASTLE

Princess Luna: HAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO MY WORK

Princess Celestia: IN FACT

Princess Celestia: DO OUR WORK

Princess Celestia: DO IIITTTT

Princess Luna: YES

Princess Luna: WE AGREE

Princess Luna: TRY IT

Princess Luna: AND WE WILL COUNT THE DAYS UNTIL EQUESTRIA IS RIOTING IN THE STREETS

Princess Cadance: BITCH I'M BUSY

Princess Luna: HAH

Princess Luna: SHE THINKS SHE HAS WORK TO DO

Princess Celestia: SHE THINKS SHE'S PEOPLE

Princess Celestia: SHE'S NOTHING BUT A CUM DUMPSTER

Princess Luna: AND INEXPLICABLY PROUD OF THAT

Princess Cadance: I HAVE 3 DICKS IN MY REAR, YOU COULD CALL THAT BUSY

Princess Luna: NO, I CALL THAT BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR YOU

Princess Celestia: AS I SAID

Princess Celestia: EXERCIIIISEEEE

Princess Cadance: I'D SERIOUSLY LIKE TO SEE YOU ACTUALLY GET LAID

Princess Celestia: I'M THE HIGHEST RANKED PRINCESS HERE

Princess Cadance: GET SOME EXERCISE

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Celestia: I COULD'VE GOTTEN STALLIONS BEFORE YOU WERE EVER BORN

Princess Luna: WE CAN ORDER PEOPLE TO FUCK US

Princess Cadance: I'D HELP WITH YOUR GARGANTUAN ASS

Princess Luna: YOU HAVE TO WIGGLE AROUND LIKE A WHORE TO EVEN GET A LOOK AT YOUR PLOT

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE PROBABLY VERY FLEXIBLE

Princess Cadance: IF I'M YOUR NIECE, DOES THAT MEAN LUNA'S MY MOM

Princess Celestia: THAT'S NOT REALLY AN INSULT

Princess Celestia: wha-

Princess Celestia: ._.

Princess Luna: NAY CHILD

Princess Luna: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND

Princess Luna: THAT THERE IS NEVER ANY CLEAR RELATION EXPLAINED

Princess Luna: AND THERE NEVER SHALL BE

Princess Celestia: WHO *IS* YOUR MOTHER???

Princess Celestia: WHO IS *MY* MOTHER???

Princess Luna: A FILTHY GUTTER SOMEWHERE IN FILLYDELPHIA

Princess Cadance: UNLESS YOU HAVE SISTER THAT HAS NOT BEEN MENTIONED

Princess Celestia: WHO ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Princess Luna: SIMPLE, SISTER

Princess Cadance: ^A FATASS That's ALL

Princess Luna: WE ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATIONS OF THE SPIRITS OF THE MOON AND SUN

Princess Luna: CADANCE

Princess Luna: IS NOTHING

Princess Luna: BECAUSE SHE HAS NOTHING

Princess Celestia: HOW DID CADANCE COME TO BEING??

Princess Luna: A GUTTER

Princess Luna: IN FILLYDEPHIA

Princess Luna: CONCEIVED HER

Princess Cadance: A PUSSY

Princess Cadance: AND SHIT ON MY FACE

Princess Celestia: DID YOU KNOW THAT MARES GIVING BIRTH REGULARLY SHIT ON THEIR CALFS' FACE???

Princess Cadance: UNFORTUNATLY, YOU WOULD APPEAR TO BE PERMENANTLY STUCK LOOKING THAT WAY

Princess Luna: DON'T SPEAK OF THAT LIKE IT WAS SO TERRIBLE, WE BOTH KNOW YOU DO THAT FOR KICKS NOW

Princess Celestia: I READ IT ON CRACKED

Princess Luna: WHAT

Princess Luna: YOU READ CRACKED TOO?

Princess Celestia: SISTER, EVEN CADANCE READS CRACKED

Princess Cadance: ^MY CRACK GETS PLENTY OF TRAFFIC

Princess Luna: THEN SURELY YOUR READ THE ARTICLE ON HOW THIRD-RATE ALICORNS ARE WORTHLESS TO THE BALANCE OF EQUESTRIA RIGHT?

Princess Celestia: OH WE KNOW

Princess Celestia: OH I KNOW THAT TOO

Princess Luna: LIKE I SAID, I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAMN SCREAMS WHEN I'M WORKING MY SHIFT

Princess Luna: IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SISTER CAN EVEN SLEEP AT NIGHT

Princess Luna: I WAS TEMPTED TO BLAST YOUR TOWER WITH LIGHTNING JUST TO SHUT YOU THE HELL UP

Princess Cadance: BUT IT'S AMAZING, DEAR, YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY IT

Princess Luna: WE ARE DISGUSTED BY YOUR OFFER OF PROMISCUITY

Princess Celestia: I SHALL

Princess Celestia: WHEN THE RIGHT STALLION COMES ALONG

Princess Celestia: OR MARE

Princess Celestia: DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE

Princess Celestia: DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK SISTER

Princess Cadance: IMAGINE THE SHEER JOY OF HAVING SOMETHING LONG AND THICK RAMMED UP INSIDE ONE'S BEING

Princess Celestia: I'M LONELY

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: I WAS ON THE MOON FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

Princess Luna: DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT LONELINESS

Princess Cadance: YOU FUCKED THE SPACECORE I SAW YOU

Princess Celestia: I SENT UP FOOD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE WITH A LOVELY NOTE ATTACHED

Princess Luna: WHO DO YOU THINK KEPT ME COMPANY, SIR LINTS A LOT?

Princess Celestia: WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH

Princess Luna: 'TIS A LIE! THY SPACECORE IS UNTOUCHED AND UNFUCKED!

Princess Celestia: WHAT

Princess Cadance: YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RAM THE WHOLE DAMN THING UP YOUR OVERSTRETCHED VAGINA

Princess Celestia: IS IT TRUE DEAR SISTER

Princess Luna: BITCH PLEASE

Princess Luna: YOU COULD FIT MY WHOLE DAMN MOON UP YOUR VAGINA

Princess Luna: NOT THAT I WILL ALLOW SUCH A THING

Princess Cadance: ALL WHILE IT SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "NOT HAVING ENOUGH SPACE"

Princess Luna: IT WOULD BE TAINTED

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING THOUGHTS

Princess Luna: SISTER I REQUEST THAT YOU BURN THOSE THOUGHTS FROM MY MEMORY

Princess Celestia: Um

Princess Celestia: That seems like it would hurt.

Princess Luna: SO DOES THE PAIN OF IMAGINING MY MOON JAMMED UP CADANCE'S CRUSTY VAGINA

Princess Celestia: SO YOU COMMAND

Princess Celestia: SO SHALL IT BE

Princess Celestia painfully burns the memories away

Princess Luna: WE FEEL RELIEF

Princess Luna: THANK YOU

Princess Luna: FOR WHATEVER THAT WAS

Princess Luna: I ONLY REMEMBER THAT I ASKED

Princess Celestia: CADANCE IS A FILTHY WHORE

Princess Celestia: THAT WAS THE SUBJECT

Princess Cadance inserts the 14th cock of the evening up her snatch

Princess Celestia: AS JUST PROVEN

Princess Luna: CANDANCE, YOUR VAGINA IS SO STRETCHED THAT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE CUM BEHIND TO DRY UP SO THAT THE NEXT STALLION IN LINE CAN GET ANY SENSATION

Princess Celestia: DO YOU EVER *NOT* HAVE SEX???

Princess Cadance: ONLY WHEN I SHIT, DARLING

Princess Luna: SISTER, I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL QUITE DISGUSTING AT THE IDEA OF TALKING TO CADANCE WHEN SHE IS OBVIOUSLY RIDING THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

Princess Celestia: BUT WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO, SISTER? MY DOWNLOADS ARE NOT YET FINISHED

Princess Luna: WHAT DOWNLOADS DOES THOU SPEAKEST OF?

Princess Cadance: I AM QUITE CAPABLE OF CARRYING ON WITH NORMAL SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WHILE INDULGING MYSELF

Princess Luna: AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

Princess Celestia: IT'S A LOVELY PROGRAM MY DEAR STUDENT TWILIGHT SPARKLE MADE ME

Princess Luna: YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A LINE OF STALLIONS LEADING RIGHT UP TO YOUR PERSONAL RAPE FACTORY

Princess Luna: THAT'S RIGHT

Princess Luna: WE KNOW ABOUT THE RAPE FACTORY

Princess Cadance: PROBABLY AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ON HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT

Princess Luna: Bahaha

Princess Celestia: BITCH SHUT UP

Princess Celestia: TWILIGHT LOVES ME

Princess Cadance: SHE LOVES YOUR ASS

Princess Celestia: IKNORITE?

Princess Luna: PRECISELY

Princess Cadance: WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HER FETISH FOR FAT BITCHES

Princess Luna: YOUR PREVIOUS ARGUMENT IS VOID

Princess Celestia: THAT I DO NOT AGREE WITH

Princess Celestia: MY ASS IS ROYALLY SWEET

Princess Cadance: BECAUSE YOU SIT WITH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS IN FUCKING SPLENDA

Princess Luna: BESIDES, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BOTH OF US MAKE USE OF THE ROYAL EXERCISE ROOM ASS TONING MACHINE EVERY DAY

Princess Celestia: YES

Princess Celestia: Granted, most of the time I'm just watching...

Princess Celestia: BUT STILL

Princess Cadance: LUNA OBVIOUSLY ENJOYS MUCH MORE USAGE FROM THE ASS-TONER 3000

Princess Luna: INDEED

Princess Luna: I'M QUITE ATTRACTIVE

Princess Cadance: I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A TASTE OF THAT ASS MYSELF

Princess Luna: BUT UNLIKE YOU I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO TAKE A DOZEN GALLONS OF SEMEN UP MY VAGINA ON AN HOURLY BASIS

Princess Celestia: THAT YOU ARE, SIS, MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN M-WE'RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC HERE

Princess Cadance: COME TO MY CUM FACTORY ROOM SOMETIME

Princess Celestia: DISGUSTING!

Princess Cadance: WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE FUN

Princess Celestia: REPULSIVE!

Princess Luna: ONLY IF YOU COME WITH ME TO THE RAINBOW FACTORY FIRST

Princess Cadance: I'VE GOT A FEW HUNDRED STALLIONS UP HERE THAT WOULD LOVE TO FUCK YOU SILLY

Princess Luna: I THINK TWILIGHT'S FRIEND RAINBOW DASH WORKS THERE

Princess Luna: CADANCE YOU DISGUST ME, AND TO THINK MY SISTER USED TO TRUST YOU WITH TWILIGHT

Princess Celestia: SPEAKING OF WHICH

Princess Cadance: I THAUGHT HER MANY THINGS

Princess Celestia: I'VE HEARD RUMORS OF YOU AND TWILIGHT

Princess Luna: I AM SIMPLY AMAZED YOU DIDN'T TURN HER INTO A SEXUAL DEVIANT WITH YOUR DISGUSTING MACHINATIONS

Princess Cadance: I DID

Princess Celestia: OH GOD WHY

Princess Luna: THEN IT IS GOOD THAT I DID NOT KNOW

Princess Cadance: SHE IS JUST NOT VERY PUBLIC ABOUT IT

Princess Luna: BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT SHE'S ALREADY A BETTER PONY THAN YOU

Princess Cadance: SHE USES SPIKE AS A DILDO MULLTIPLE TIMES A DAY

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Luna: OH DEAR MYSELF

Princess Celestia: ^ahahaha

Princess Luna: WHY THE HELL...

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Celestia: I AM SHOCKED

Princess Celestia: I AM MARCHING DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW TO CONFRONT HER

Princess Luna: WE SHALL DO THIS SIMULTANEOUSLY

Princess Cadance: I HAVE TAUGHT HER WELL

Princess Luna: i WILL FREEZE THE MEMORIES AND SHATTER THEM IN YOUR MIND

Princess Luna: YOU WILL BURN THEM OUT OF MINE

Princess Celestia: LET US TRY IT SISTER

Princess Cadance: IN FACT, SHE HAS RECENTLY TAKEN TO WEARING SPIKE ON HER HORN

Princess Celestia: FOR EQUESTRIAAA

Princess Luna: GOOD

Princess Luna: ON THREE

Princess Celestia: 1

Princess Luna: LEEEEORRRRRRYYYY POOOOOONYYYYKIIIIIIIINS

Princess Celestia: WAIT WE DIDN'T SAY 3-

Princess Luna fires

Princess Celestia fires

Princess Cadance: YOU KNOW, WITH HER HORN UP HIS ASS, YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES

Princess Celestia: What

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Luna: DID IT WORK?

Princess Luna: I DON'T REMEMBER...

Princess Cadance: NOPE

Princess Luna: GOOD!

Princess Celestia: I'm not sure.

Princess Luna: WE ARE AGAIN FREE

Princess Celestia: Yes! I don't know what we were free from

Princess Luna: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CRAZY CUNT

Princess Celestia: Oh hello, Cadance

Princess Luna: WHY IS SHE HERE WITH US

Princess Cadance: DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I TAUGHT TWILIGHT TO BE A PROSTITUTE?

Princess Celestia: WHAT??

Princess Celestia: 'TIS A LIE

Princess Luna: Do not concern yourself sister, she lies

Princess Luna: Remember, I can detect emotions

Princess Celestia: MY FAITHFUL STUDENT WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING SO REPULSIVE

Princess Luna: I've managed not to vomit around Cadance, by a miracle no less, but detected her lie

Princess Luna: I do believe that your student is quite sticken by me though

Princess Celestia: I'd prefer her to you than Cadance.

Princess Celestia: But

Princess Celestia: Wait what?

Princess Luna: Do not concern yourself sister, I've not confronted her on this

Princess Celestia: WHEN DID THIS MANIFEST

Princess Luna: But rest assured, I will certainly not be a corrupting influence

Princess Celestia: Was it when you fled the kingdom?

Princess Luna: Hmm? Well, when was literally the only time I met her?

Princess Celestia: WAS IT

Princess Cadance has changed their name to Lightning.

Princess Luna: WHAT

Princess Luna: YOU DARE

Princess Celestia: CADANCE

Princess Luna: TO THROW AWAY

Princess Luna: YOUR ROYAL TITLE

Lightning: So who is this "Cadance" you speak of so udely?

Princess Luna: YOU MAKE US SICK

Lightning: I DO SHUT UP

Princess Celestia vomits

Lightning: HOW BECOMING

Princess Celestia: Sorry I had a lot of food.

Princess Luna: HAH, YOU'RE ONE TO SPEAK OF BECOMING

Princess Celestia: TURNING YOURSELF INTO A

Princess Celestia: WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE

Princess Luna: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE

Princess Luna: BUT YOU ARE NO NIECE OF OURS

Princess Celestia: Technically she's not.

Lightning has changed their name to Cadenzanator.

Cadenzanator: I HAVE RETURNED

Princess Celestia: WHY HAVE YOU VIOLATED YOUR NAME

Princess Luna: WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK

Princess Luna: IS THIS

Princess Luna: I CANNOT BELIEVE

Princess Luna: WHAT I AM HEARING

Princess Luna: YOU ARE A DISGRACE

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Luna: MOON

Princess Luna: NOW

Princess Luna: DO IT

Princess Luna: I'LL ENJOY BEING HER WARDEN

Princess Celestia KICKS Cadence

Cadenzanator: I THINK WE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT. WHAT WITH THE BONER JUICE POOL AND ALL.

Princess Celestia it's not very effective

Princess Luna: WHAT

Princess Celestia: BLAST

Princess Luna: DO NOT KICK

Princess Luna: BANISH

Princess Luna: TO THE MOON

Princess Celestia: OH RIGHT WRONG WORDS

Princess Celestia banishes to the moon

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Celestia: >_>

Princess Celestia: Where'd she go?

Cadenzanator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, YOYYOYOOOOOO, TROLOLOLOOOOOOLOOOOOLOOLOOO

Princess Celestia FAINTS

Princess Luna: Pay no heed sister

Princess Luna: She is contained within my domain

Princess Luna: she may have a computer, but she can no longer have sex, for she is alone where she stands

Princess Celestia is still fainted

Princess Luna: Do not worry, for I can speak within dreams

Cadenzanator: I seem to have discovered this picture of us:http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=cadance#/d4xp8ts

Princess Celestia: Oh goodness

Princess Luna: No, cadance would be covered in cum and sis and I would be yelling at her

Princess Celestia: Remember that night, Luna?

Princess Celestia: Remember?

Princess Celestia: Remember?

Princess Celestia: It was cooool

Princess Luna: Nay sister...I do not remember this...thing as she was

Princess Celestia: BUT

Princess Celestia: BUT THERE YOU ARE

Princess Luna: How she...used to be

Princess Celestia: WE MADE THE DUCK FACES

Princess Celestia: C'MON IT WAS FUNNY

Princess Luna: Bah

Princess Luna: You and your personalized iPhone

Cadenzanator: THAT WAS BACK WHEN YOU WERE FUN

Princess Celestia: BITCH I'M STILL FUN

Princess Luna: THIS WAS BACK BEFORE YOU WERE A WHORE

Cadenzanator: YOU ACTUALLY FOUND MY SEXUAL ANTICS ENTERTAINING

Princess Celestia: WHAT SHE SAID

Princess Celestia: I MEAN LUNA

Princess Luna: AND LOOK AT THAT PIC

Princess Celestia: NOT CANDE

Princess Celestia: FUCK

Princess Luna: THAT'S LIKE

Princess Luna: FUCKING LAST WEEK OR SOMETHING

Princess Luna: SO FUCK YOUR SHIT

Princess Luna: WHEN DID YOU GO SO FAR DOWNHILL?

Cadenzanator: NOW YOUR ALL LIKE "NO I DON'T WANT ANY SEX, IT'S JUST FOR DUMB YOUNG PEOPLE, I'M TOO OLD AND FAT, HOODEEHOODEEHOODEEHOO

Princess Celestia: HOW DARE THEE

Princess Celestia: I CAN GET ANYPONY I WANT

Princess Celestia: ESPECIALLY SHINING ARMOR

Princess Luna: LITERALLY

Cadenzanator: THEY AREN'T VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT

Princess Luna: WE LITERALLY HAVE TO ISSUE AN ORDER FOR ANYONE

Princess Celestia: IN FACT

Princess Luna: AND JUST AS A COURTESY WE KEEP OURSELVES IN GOOD CONDITION ANYWAY

Princess Luna: WELL

Princess Luna: I DO AT LEAST

Princess Celestia orders Shining Armor to come and fuck her brains out

Princess Celestia gets her brains fucked out

Princess Celestia: I AM NO LONGER ZE VIRGIN

Cadenzanator: YOU CANNOT DO IT SO FAST

Princess Celestia: CAN SO

Cadenzanator: I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

Princess Celestia: BITCH

Princess Celestia: I'M MUTHAFUCKIN CELESTIA

Princess Luna: NOT HER FAULT SHINING ARMOR CAN'T GO FIVE SECONDS WTIHOUT SHOOTING HIS WAD

Princess Celestia: FUCK YOUR SHIT SCIENCE

Princess Celestia kicks science

Princess Luna: OW!

Princess Celestia: Oh

Princess Luna: BITCH! WATCH IT! THAT'S MY SHIT!

Cadenzanator: THE GUY WOULD HAVE TO CALL IN AN EXCAVATOR JUST TO FIND YOU PUSSY

Princess Celestia: Terribly sorry dearest sister!

Princess Celestia: WELL SHINING SOMEHOW MADE IT

Princess Celestia: SO YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE

Princess Luna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'D HAVE TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN ABORTION DOCTOR JUST TO DEFROST YOUR FREEZER \

Princess Luna: HMM

Princess Luna: SISTER

Cadenzanator: HIS DICK IS 4 FEET LONG , IT'S EASY TO SHOVE THROUGH THAT BLUBBER SUB SANDWICH OF YOUR YOU CALL AN ASS

Princess Celestia: PFFT

Princess Luna: WE ARE CONSIDERING PAYING A VISIT TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE

Princess Celestia: HM? OH YES WHATEVER DO WHAT YOU WISH

Princess Luna: AND PERHAPS GIVING HER A LESSON AS TO WHY WE ARE SUPERIOR TO CADANCE

Cadenzanator: NEEDING MORE UNDERAGE BOOB ARE WE?

Princess Luna: PHYSICALLY, MAGICALLY, AND SEXUALLY

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Celestia: I FUCKING SAID YOU CAN GO

Princess Celestia: JESUS

Princess Celestia: CADANCE SHE'S NOT EVEN UNDERAGE

Princess Celestia: YOU TWAT

Princess Celestia: AND FURTHERMORE

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Luna: WE SHALL PROVE TO ALL OF YOU THAT WE ARE SUPERIOR

Princess Celestia: WAIT WHAT

Cadenzanator: YOUR BRAIN IS UNDERAGE

Princess Luna flies to the library

Princess Celestia: BLAST

Princess Luna has sex with twilight

Princess Celestia: CADANCE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

Princess Celestia: I BLAME YOU

Princess Luna flies back

Cadenzanator watches and films

Princess Celestia: This is all your horrible influence

Princess Luna: BACK! SHE LOVES ME! BTW SIS CAN YOU GET SOMEONE TO MOVE AN EXTRA BED INTO MY ROOM, SHE'S MOVING IN

Princess Celestia: NO I WILL NOT

Princess Celestia: FOR THE LOVE OF ME CADANCE PUT DOWN THE CAMERA

Princess Luna: FINE, WE ALREADY HAVE A KING SIZED BED ANYWAY

Princess Luna: HAHA, SHE THINKS WE DO NOT ENJOY IT

Princess Luna: THIS WILL ONLY BE FURTHER PROOF THAT I AM SUPERIOR TO HER IN EVERY WAY

Princess Luna: SHE HAS PROVEN NOTHING BEYOND MY OWN POINT

Princess Luna: Wow, all of our avatars really contrast with how we're acting don't they?

Princess Celestia: That's the point, sis.

Cadenzanator has changed their name to Princess Cadance.

Princess Luna: GOOD

Princess Luna: WE ARE SEEING IMPROVEMENTS

Princess Luna: NOW GO YOUR ROOM

Princess Celestia: You have reclaimed your regal name.

Princess Luna: AND CLEAN UP ALL THAT CUM

Princess Cadance: IT'S SOGGY UP THERE

Princess Cadance: I'M GONNA SLEEP IN YOUR BED

Princess Luna: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

Princess Celestia: WAIT WHO'S BED?

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING! THIS WILL NOT STAND!

Princess Celestia: CERTAINLY NOT MINE

Princess Cadance: CELESTIAS

Princess Luna: BESIDES, MY DEAREST MAREFRIEND HAS ALREADY SECURED THAT SPOT

Princess Celestia: NOOOOO

Princess Celestia: STAY OUT OF MY ROOM

Princess Cadance: YOU CAN LEARN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A MAN JUICE CAVERN

Princess Celestia locks the door

Princess Celestia: DO NOT COME IN

Princess Luna flees to her room and barracades herself inside with Twilight

Princess Celestia: WE ARE NOT WANTING OF THE VISITORS

Princess Celestia: WAIT SHIT

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Celestia: GET BACK OUT HERE

Princess Luna: NO

Princess Luna: THIS IS MY ROOM

Princess Luna: AND SHE ISN'T GETTING IN

Princess Celestia: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE

Princess Luna: Aaand this is becoming a sitcom

Princess Cadance summons her army of large-cocked stallions to break down the doors

Princess Celestia: ...

Princess Celestia: That works.

Princess Luna: FOR WHAT? WORRY ABOUT CADANCE SPLURTING HER BODILY FLUIDS ALL OVER YOUR BED WHILE YOU'RE HERE OUTSIDE MY ROOM

Princess Celestia: STOP FUCKING MY STUDENT

Princess Celestia: SHE NEEDS TO SEND ME LETTERS

Princess Celestia: AND DO WORK

Princess Celestia: ALL THE TIME

Princess Luna: I'M NOT FUCKING HER I'M PROTECTING HER FROM CADANCE

Princess Luna: NOW PROTECT YOUR BED BEFORE THE DICK ARMY CONTAMINATES IT

Princess Celestia: OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

Princess Cadance says to her hunk army, "Boys, time to do your worst."

Princess Celestia flees to her room and jumps on her bed

Princess Celestia: EUGH IT'S FULL OF JIZZ

Princess Celestia: FJUCICVIPFBP V

Princess Celestia: CV

Princess Luna summons an elite hit team of batstallions (as are the ones that pulled my carriage on nightmare night)

Princess Luna: PROTECT MY DOMAIN

Princess Cadance: THE DOOR SMASHES INTO OBLIVION AS SCORES OF COCK SWINGING STALLION THUNDER INTO THE ROOM; CADANCE GRINNIGN SMUGLY FROM BEHIND

Princess Luna: WHICH ROOM

Princess Celestia: WHY DIDN'T YOU USE /ME YOU STUPID WHORE

Princess Luna: MINE IS DEFENSED

Princess Luna: DEFENDED*

Princess Celestia: WHERE'S SHINING ARMOR

Princess Celestia: HE NEEDS TO PROTECT MY ROOM

Princess Luna: LOCKED IN THE BASEMENT BEGGING TO BE SAVED FROM CADANCE

Princess Luna: TWILIGHT WANTS TO RESCUE HIM, BUT SHE MIGHT GET RAPED IF SHE LEAVES THE SAFETY OF MY BUNKER - ER I MEAN ROOM

Princess Cadance: /says slyly, "He's on my side, bitch. Prepare your posterior."

Princess Cadance: FUCK

Princess Celestia: It's

Princess Celestia: /me

Princess Cadance: SHIT

Princess Cadance: PISS

Princess Celestia: /MEEEEE

Princess Cadance: I KNOW SMARTALL

Princess Cadance: DAMMIT

Princess Celestia: SMARTALL

Princess Celestia: THIS IS WHY I AM SUPERIOR

Princess Luna: SISTER

Princess Cadance: SMARTASS, SMARTASS

Princess Luna: CADANCE HAS GONE MAD

Princess Celestia: WHAAAAAT

Princess Luna: WHAT IS SHE RAMBLING ABOUT?

Princess Celestia: YOU DON'T SAY

Princess Celestia: YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY

Princess Luna: I MEANT MORE BAD YOU FAT COW

Princess Luna: MAD*

Princess Celestia: CADANCE

Princess Celestia: DIDJA HEAR THAT

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE FUCKIN NUTS

Princess Cadance: MY BOYS WILL RAPE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WILL NEVER FEEL YOUR PELVIS AGAIN

Princess Celestia: AND YOU CAN'T TYPE CORRECTLY

Princess Celestia /me /me /me

Princess Cadance understands that Celestia is obsessed with herself

Princess Luna: AND YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE

Princess Luna: NOT TRULY

Princess Celestia stops looking in the mirror

Princess Celestia: What?

Princess Cadance: HEY GUESS WHAT I'M USING CAPLOCK RIGHT NOW HA

Princess Celestia: YATATATATATATATATATATATA

Princess Luna: 'TIS A LIE

Princess Cadance: NOW IT'S COWARD KILLING TIMMEEEEE

Princess Luna: HAH

Princess Cadance: YATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Princess Luna: YOU'LL NEVER PENETRATE MY DEFENSES

Princess Celestia: DOODOODADACADANCEISGONNADIE

Princess Celestia blasts Cadance with Sun lasers

Princess Cadance: FAT CHANCE, BITCH

Princess Celestia: THEN IT SHOULD WORK CONSIDERING HOW FAT I AM

Princess Luna HITS CADANCE WITH A SINGULARITY

Princess Cadance ABSORBS THE SUN LASERS INTO HER SPACIOUS PUSSY

Princess Celestia: LUNA DON'T YOU KNOW

Princess Celestia: CADANCE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT MASS EFFECT

Princess Cadance: AND THEN THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END

Princess Luna: PRECISELY

Princess Luna: SHE CANNOT RESPOND EFFICIENTLY

Princess Celestia: NO I THINK IT MEANS SHE CAN'T EFFICIENTLY BE HIT BY IT

Princess Celestia: DUE TO HER IDIOCY

Princess Cadance: IF YOU WANT TO BUY ME MASS EFFECT THAT'S FINE WITH ME

Princess Luna: HAHAHA

Princess Celestia: FAT

Princess Celestia: CHANCE

Princess Celestia: WHORE

Princess Luna: WE WOULDN'T BUY YOU SO MUCH AS A CONDOM

Princess Luna: MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T USE THE DAMN THING

Princess Celestia: ^AHAHAHAHA

Princess Celestia: JSJCHSJSDVDF

Princess Celestia: VDFB

Princess Celestia: DB

Princess Celestia: DGV

Princess Cadance: I'VE GOT THOUSANDS, WHY WOULD I NEED IT

Princess Celestia: MY INSIDES

Princess Luna: VICTORY IS OURS

Princess Luna: FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC

Princess Luna: ER

Princess Cadance: Oh hey, look, the sun's coming up

Princess Luna: I MEAN EQUESTRIA

Princess Luna: YEAH FUCK YEAH

Princess Luna: EQUESTRIA

Princess Luna: WAIT, SHIT

Princess Luna: SUN

Princess Luna: BEDTIME

Princess Cadance: FUCK YOU BITCHES I GET DICK

Princess Luna: ...NO, I CAN WAIT

Princess Luna: FUCK YOU BITCH I CAN GET PUSSY TOO

Princess Cadance: SO CAN I

Princess Cadance: I CAN GET EITHER ONE

Princess Luna: HAH, ONLY IF THEY WANT YOUR SOGGY ASS

Princess Cadance: CUS I'M THE FUCKING LOVE PRINCESS

Princess Luna: NOT ONLY DO PONIES LOVE ME, BUT I CAN ORDER THEM TO!

Princess Celestia: MORE LIKE WHORE PRINCESS

Princess Cadance: THAT WORKS TOO

Princess Cadance: HOW MAY I HELP YOU

Princess Celestia: No that was meant to be an insult.

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING WHAT YOUR STANDARDS HAVE BECOME

Princess Celestia: BE INSULTED DAMMIT

Princess Cadance: WELL IT WASN'T

Princess Celestia: WELL YOU'RE

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE

Princess Celestia: A BITCH

Princess Cadance: OHHHH, THE BURN

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE A BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTSUCKINGSHITSPEWER

Princess Cadance: I;m saving this whole conversation btw

Princess Luna: OF COURSE YOU ARE

Princess Celestia: DO NOT DISTRACT ME WENCH

Princess Luna: DISGUSTING CREATURE CAN'T EVEN KEEP A CONVERSATION PRIVATE

Princess Luna: WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE EXPECT FROM THE ALICORN WHO HAS A LINE OF STALLIONS BEHIND HER READY TO SHOOT THEIR LOADS INTO HER

Princess Cadance: I'll use it against you when you get arrested for dropping the moon on someone

Princess Luna: HAHAHAHHA

Princess Luna: SHE THINKS THE PRINCESSES CAN BE ARRESTED

Princess Celestia: SHE THINKS THE MOON CAN BE DROPPED

Princess Cadance: THEY CAN, THAT'S WHY THERE'S TWO OF THE,

Princess Cadance: M

Princess Luna: BITCH

Princess Luna: I AM THE MOON

Princess Cadance: AND YOU CAN BE DROPPED

Princess Cadance: HARD

Princess Luna: IS THAT A FAT JOKE? BITCH I EXERCISE EVERY DAMN DAY

Princess Celestia: I THOUGHT I WAS THE FAT JOKE WHORE

Princess Cadance: THE MOON IS FUCKING MILES ACROSS

Princess Luna: YEAH SHE'S THE FAT JOKE

Princess Cadance: AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELEIVE YOU'RE NOT FAT

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T SAY? IT ALSO MOVES YOU DUMB BITCH

Princess Cadance: IT TAKES A WHOLE DAY JUST TO GET AROUND EQUESTRIA

Princess Luna: OH YEAH? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT MOST PEOPLE IN LOVE SETTLE DOWN AND GET FAT SINCE THE ONLY PEOPLE THEY SLEEP WITH ANYMORE ARE SHACKLED TO THEM?

Princess Luna: ALL YOUR SUBJECTS ARE FATASSES

Princess Luna: AND YOU INSULT US

Princess Cadance: YOU ADMITTE THAT I HAVE SUBJECTS

Princess Luna: I USE THE TERM LOOSELY

Princess Cadance: LOOSER THAN YOUR PUSSY

Princess Luna: THE WAY THAT ONE REFERS TO YOU AS 'ATTRACTIVE'

Princess Cadance: YOU'D BE LUCKY TO GET CALLED "ACCEPTABLE"

Princess Celestia just ate an entire bowl of ice cream.

Princess Luna: HA! MINE PUSSY IS WHOLE AND UNSTRETCHED! I DON'T HAVE TO SCREW EVERYONE WITHIN A TEN MILE RADIUS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M ATTRACTIVE

Princess Luna: BESIDES, I SEEM TO RECALL YOU MAKING A PASS AT ME

Princess Luna: I WASN'T SO UNATTRACTIVE THEN WAS I, YOU FILTHY INCESTUOUS WHORE

Princess Cadance: OH I DUMPED EXTRA SEMEN IN THE ICE CREAM, JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Princess Luna: Bahaha

Princess Luna: HEY CADANCE

Princess Cadance: WHAT

Princess Luna: EVERYONE IN RANDOM IS SAYING THAT YOUR ATTEMPT TO TROLL KIRK WAS A FAIL

Princess Cadance: I DON'T CARE

Princess Luna: HAHA

Princess Cadance: IT WAS FUNNY BECAUS EIT WAS A FAIL

Princess Luna: YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME WE PROVE YOU WRON

Princess Celestia: It was funny, wasn't it?

Princess Luna: OH REALLY? IS THAT WHY WE ALWAYS LAUGH AT YOU WHENEVER YOU TRY AND PRETEND TO BE USEFUL?

Princess Celestia: I'm confused now.

Princess Celestia: I was eating food and missed a few paragraphs

Princess Luna: DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF

Princess Luna: WE HAVE THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL

Princess Cadance: WELL I NEED TO GET IN BED AND HOPEFULLY LOOK LIKE I ACTUALLY SLEPT

Princess Celestia: YOU NEVER LOOK LIKE YOU SLEEP BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS

Princess Celestia: LOVE YOU BAI HOPE YOU GET GOOD NIGHT'S REST<3<3<3<3<3

Princess Cadance: But seriously, guys, I need to go

Princess Luna: VERY WELL

Princess Cadance: Talk to ya later

Princess Celestia: I know. I just said bye.

Princess Luna: OUR SHIFT IS OVER ANYWAY

Princess Celestia: Does thou need further goodbyes?

Princess Luna: I HAVE FINISHED LOWERING THE MOON AND THE SUN IS RISING

Princess Celestia: Wait wat

Princess Luna: WE MUST ALSO GO TO BED

Princess Celestia: OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

Princess Celestia: I WAS UP ALL NIGHT

Princess Celestia: FUCK

Princess Celestia: THANKS CADANCE

Princess Luna: AND CADANCE FOR THE LOVE OF MYSELF WEAR A GAG TONIGHT OR SOMETHING SO THAT I MAY SLEEP PEACEFULLY

Princess Cadance: NOPE

Princess Luna: GAH

Princess Celestia: Methinks, dear sister that her gagging would be just as loud.

Princess Cadance: ENJOY IT, BITCH

Princess Luna: I WILL DROP THE MOON ON YOU

Princess Cadance: DROP THE BASS

Princess Cadance: IT'S MORE USEFUL

Princess Luna: I'LL DROP YOUR WHORE AS

Princess Luna: ASS*

Princess Cadance: ^AHAHAHAHA

Princess Cadance: HAHAHA

Princess Cadance: HAHA

Princess Cadance: HA

Princess Celestia: I'll drop both your asses, I'm tryin' to lift the moon FOR ME'S SAKE

Princess Celestia: I MEAN SUN

Princess Celestia: YOU SEE

Princess Celestia: HOW LONG I'VE BEEN UP

Princess Cadance: ^BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Princess Luna: WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR AMUSEMENT, YOU HAVE HARDLY DONE ANY BETTER

Princess Cadance: YOU TWO AMUSE ME

Princess Luna: AT LEAST WE CAN DO OUR JOBS

Princess Luna: ALL YOU GO IS TAKE IT UP THE ASS LIKE A PRISONER WITH NO FINGERPRINTS

Princess Celestia: AND SHIT

Princess Cadance: YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T IF YOU ACIDENTALLY RAISED THE MOON INSTEAD OF SUN

Princess Celestia: WE MISPOKE

Princess Luna: HAH, I DID MY JOB CORRECTLY, YOU CANNOT USE THAT ON ME

Princess Celestia: BAH I GROW WEARY OF SUCH TRIPE

Princess Luna: AGREED SISTER

Princess Luna: CADANCE IS HOPELESS ANYWAY

Princess Cadance: AGREED

Princess Luna: AND WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE SUNSET

Princess Celestia: I'M RAISING IT

Princess Celestia: BITCH IS TAKING FOREVER

Princess Luna: I SAID SUNSET

Princess Luna: NIGHTTIME FOOL

Princess Cadance: GO ELSEWHERE AND JIGGLE THY ASS LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY

Princess Celestia: YOU FIRST

Princess Luna: CADANCE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, YOU TRY AND WIGGLE YOUR ASS AND SPERM COVERS THE WALLS LIKE WHITEWASH

Princess Cadance: IT'S AWESOME, RIGHT?

Princess Celestia: NO

Princess Celestia: IT

Princess Celestia: IS

Princess Celestia: NOT

Princess Luna: GAH, YOU'RE DISGUSTING

Princess Cadance: CADANCE'S SEXY PAINTING COMPANY

Princess Celestia: EW

Princess Luna: IT'S LIKE AN OCTUPUS SHOOTING INK, ONLY MORE REPULSIVE

Princess Celestia: LUNA

Princess Cadance: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TENTACLES

Princess Celestia: It's octopus*

Princess Luna: HAH, I'D BE SURPRISED

Princess Cadance: WELL, ANYWAY, GOODBY

Princess Cadance: AND TO ALL A GOOD MORNING

Princess Luna: I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT FILTHY PIT YOU CALL A VAGINA DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES IN IT

Princess Celestia: GOOD RIDDANCE

Princess Luna: AND NO NOT RETURN

Princess Luna: UNTIL THE SPERM HAS BEEN CLEANSED

Princess Cadance: I SHALL NOT

Princess Cadance: Hey, can I borrow your garden hose?

Princess Luna: no

Princess Celestia: Why?

Princess Luna: GET OUT

Princess Cadance: NO U

Princess Luna: BITCH YOU'LL DO AS I SAY

Princess Luna: BECAUSE YOU DON'T OWN SHIT

Princess Cadance: I OWN A CUM FACTORY

Princess Luna: YOU DON'T EVEN OWN YOUR OWN BODY, EVERY STALLION WITHIN TEN MILES DOES

Princess Celestia: I OWN ALL THE FACTORIES

Princess Celestia: YOU'RE ON MY TIME

Princess Celestia: THIS IS MORNING BITCH

Princess Cadance: YOU THINK

Princess Luna: I OWN THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON, STARS, SKIES, AND I CONTROL THE ARMY

Princess Cadance: PFFFT, BITCHES

Princess Luna: AND YOU

Princess Cadance: HAVE A NICE DAY

Princess Luna: DON'T EVEN OWN

Princess Luna: YOUR OWN BODY

Princess Celestia: BYE

Princess Celestia: LOVEYOO

Princess Luna: AND DO NOT RETURN

Princess Celestia: ~uwu~

Princess Celestia: I'M KAWAII

Princess Cadance: /)^3^(\

Princess Cadance: bye

Princess Cadance left chat.

Princess Luna: GOOD RIDDANCE

Princess Luna: BUT I WAS NOT FIBBING DEAR SISTER

Princess Luna: I MUST DEPART

Princess Celestia: Farewell, then sis.

Princess Celestia: Enjoy the morning nap.

Princess Celestia: As for I, I shall take over from here.

Princess Luna: WE WILL SISTER

Princess Celestia: GOOD DAY

Princess Luna: EVEN IF WE DO HAVE TO DROP THE MOON ON CADANCE

Princess Luna disconnected.

Princess Celestia: WITH MY BLESSING

Princess Celestia: FUCK